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by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:43 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Good News From Portsmouth
Replies: 1
Views: 1973

Re: Good News From Portsmouth

Very nice. Just a few minutes ago I showed what might be the hottest " wench" in the world the way to the site. I feel very confident that she will soon be joining our ranks...
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:40 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Bringing his noodley greatness to College
Replies: 6
Views: 4308

Re: Bringing his noodley greatness to College

Unfortunately, while your enthusiasm is much appreciated, you could be going against the First of the eight "I really would rather you didn'ts" if you aren't careful. It states as follows: I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly ...
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:46 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8764
Views: 1692290

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!! :fsm_yarr:
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 25418

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

In junior college (SO many years ago) i once made and distributed a list of offenses that the old testy-ment says that you can be killed for. The short list includes eating anything that crawleth beneath the waves (lobster, crab, shrimp, etc.), planting two different crops on the same field, workin...
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:19 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Divine beings on Earth
Replies: 1
Views: 956

Re: Divine beings on Earth

No, the holiest thing is to be on your pirate ship, drinking beer that you have pillaged (since the only beer volcano is in heaven), and having strippers aboard! Yarrr! :fsm_yarr:
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:15 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 12883

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I don't see why you get shunned I think the religion is cool but I'm still a christian myself I just believe more in my god than The Mighty noodly dude. I say this though you have the right to float in the ocean and I will join you all sailing the seven seas except I won't teach about the noodle gu...
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:06 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 12883

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im leading the fight for pasta in my school. i used exerpts from bobby henderson's letter and sent a letter to my principal and school board telling them that if they're gonna teach evolution they should teach FSMism Really! I suppose that the FSM may have touched you a little bit harder than the r...
by ralphie
Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 843765

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Cabana boys, wit de full sun beatin' down on yar...
by ralphie
Fri Sep 19, 2008 3:09 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 843765

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Salty sea dogs.
by ralphie
Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:51 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Happy ITLAP Day!!
Replies: 17
Views: 9057

Re: Happy ITLAP Day!!

Avast, and Ahoy me mateys,
Happy ITLAP Day!
Drink your Arse of today!
Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of RUM!

Yarrrrrr!

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