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by ConcreteBalloon
Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:43 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...
Replies: 7
Views: 2694

Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

awwww, shucks.


If I fix him and pretend it never happened I'm still good though, right?
by ConcreteBalloon
Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:30 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Joining an interfaith group...
Replies: 7
Views: 4433

Re: Joining an interfaith group...

I just crapped myself with glee. =DDD
by ConcreteBalloon
Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:27 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Who has their own ship?
Replies: 40
Views: 20672

Re: Who has their own ship?

YArrrr, Oh no not this issue again! http://www.venganza.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=10106 Oi think we should we should just discuss manned varieties this time? :D I have some bigger boats, like a sailboat, but I like the canoe more. It seems more... epic. It's way more awesome to come up to t...
by ConcreteBalloon
Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:19 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...
Replies: 7
Views: 2694

Re: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Memories, yes.

Photos, no.


But I'll get some after I fix him.
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Who has their own ship?
Replies: 40
Views: 20672

Who has their own ship?

Size doesn't matter here. All that matters is that you're the captain! Personally, I've got a canoe and a bunch of other boats we never use. The canoe's the one I use for all of my expeditions. The others don't get much use. I haven't Christened my ship yet, so any suggestions would be nice. She's p...
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:33 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate/Ninja question
Replies: 13
Views: 6712

Re: Pirate/Ninja question

ARRRGH, all I be sayin' is t'at them vikin's has gots some right nifty hats t'er. Wit' t'em 'orns 'n all. Nuttin' quite as satisfy'n as a nice fittin' wood hats wit' a big ol' pair'a 'orns. Not t' mention t'at armor. i'd take more'n a cutlass ta' get through that, I tell ya'. A pirate c'n never be t...
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Vikings!
Replies: 26
Views: 13478

Re: Vikings!

somet'in udda sor'
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...
Replies: 7
Views: 2694

Well, my FSM sculpture broke last night...

Well, last night, I went to sleep with my FSM sculpture on my nightstand, as always. In the middle of the night, I heard a crash, and woke up, saw nothing significant, and fell asleep again. Then, when I reached under my bed this morning for my shoe, I saw something that looked a bit like... No. It ...
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:08 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Joining an interfaith group...
Replies: 7
Views: 4433

Re: Joining an interfaith group...

Make yourself an FSM hat. If anyone asks, then tell them with the straightest face you can manage that you are part of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It is not like they will exclude you for your faith being too ridiculous. Per Poe's law, the ridiculousness of a religion is no indicati...
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:54 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: pirate ship church
Replies: 12
Views: 10297

Re: pirate ship church

why not a hydro-powered boat? As the water travels through a channel in the hull, it powers a turbine, which powers the motor. Sounds easy enough. If a dam can do it, why can't a Pirate ship? Especially one empowered by the FSM. http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b342/shippo1992/tech-saavypirateship....
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:49 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: How Many Have You Converted?
Replies: 134
Views: 90327

Re: How Many Have You Converted?

I've truly converted one guy.

Like, I mean, he's a true pastafarian now.

I've gotten lots of people interested, though.
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:28 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Who Here?
Replies: 9
Views: 3293

Re: Who Here?

Or even better.

The FSM is backed by logic, rather than pure faith. We have warm, soft, noodly facts to back up our religion.
by ConcreteBalloon
Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The FSM: Unilingual?
Replies: 2
Views: 1448

Re: The FSM: Unilingual?

The FSM is not unilingual, but rather monolingual. All languages are one to him, for he hears not in spoken language, but the language in which we all dream, think and code programs in. He knows not the bounds of mere language, for he knows no bounds. Thus is the limitless capacity of the FSM. RAmen.
by ConcreteBalloon
Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:32 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate/Ninja question
Replies: 13
Views: 6712

Re: Pirate/Ninja question

I too am a ninjappreciator.

and I'm more of a viking than a traditional pirate.

Better hats.



I do have a parrot, though.
by ConcreteBalloon
Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:42 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Vikings!
Replies: 26
Views: 13478

Re: Vikings!

black bart wrote:
DaveL wrote:
black bart wrote:I tend to agree wiv ye matey...

If The Phoenicians founded Pheonix...who founded 'Prickwillow'? :?


The Willow People?


Arrrr...I be glad somebody's payin attention!

Roight then who founded 'Mount Gay'?



I believe da'd be dem "Villiage People," if 'm not mistaken.

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