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by Sir Francis Drake
Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:57 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Talk Loike a Pirate Day
Replies: 70
Views: 92115

Talk Like a Pirate Day
Toipe Loik arrrgghh Poyrit Dayee
Dress Like a Pirate Day
Drink Like a Pirate Day
Have a Hangover Like a Pirate Day

oh, we's could easily fill up a week
by Sir Francis Drake
Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:11 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7891
Views: 3033944

Ahoy there, iPad! Welcome aboard.
by Sir Francis Drake
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:46 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1988199

Yup, I can put a crisp little crease down each of my four legs.

The person below me has been ironing out the bugs.
by Sir Francis Drake
Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:43 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Finish My Haiku
Replies: 363
Views: 121820

Who are we kidding?

:wink:


Happy Friday beer
so dark, warm and wonderful
by Sir Francis Drake
Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:04 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1988199

If only it was that easy to eject all the bile from my system!

The person below me has a good tip for kharmic cleansing.
by Sir Francis Drake
Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:01 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Finish My Haiku
Replies: 363
Views: 121820

Eat it with a sword.



Swords do not hurt me
It is the words used as swords
by Sir Francis Drake
Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:48 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Spaghetti Saints
Replies: 60
Views: 26722

What's the matter with Hank? Hank O'Hair?

I rather like the idea of Glorified Commodore Auntie Dee Dee, now that you've mentioned it.
by Sir Francis Drake
Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:43 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1988199

It's the only color my kraken will squirt.

(Try to say that ten times fast!)

The person below me has the formula for basket shark sauce.
by Sir Francis Drake
Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:38 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Finish My Haiku
Replies: 363
Views: 121820

...and her breath's bad, too.

:D

I do not fear death
Only life without living
by Sir Francis Drake
Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:35 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8751
Views: 1682751

Sorry there, Bartie, I'll try to keep me cudgel in me pants. But it won't be easy.

BOOFARRRGGGGHHH!!!
by Sir Francis Drake
Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: What frightens Pirates?
Replies: 71
Views: 36940

I'm afraid we need a grog, Bartie old Salt!
by Sir Francis Drake
Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8751
Views: 1682751

Sorry there, moit. Didn't see you step into my cudgel.


AARRGGHH!!
by Sir Francis Drake
Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:30 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1988199

They have accepted me into the polearmy.


The person below me may allow me to send her/him all the mice in my house.
by Sir Francis Drake
Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Finish My Haiku
Replies: 363
Views: 121820

Only bananas.


:mrgreen:


The mornings are cool
The afternoons are humid
by Sir Francis Drake
Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:22 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Anyone in Virginia
Replies: 352
Views: 208829

Here's one of my fave spots for poor translations:

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