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by Katimana
Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:41 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Replies: 33
Views: 11068

Re: CAPS LOCK MOTHER$#@%ER DO YOU SPEAK IT?

I'm with PG on this one - in fact, I'm inclined to get "Free Parking" tattooed on my forehead.
by Katimana
Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: JESUS CAMP - the most disturbing thing I have ever seen
Replies: 86
Views: 31211

Re: JESUS CAMP - the most disturbing thing I have ever seen

"My name is Matt. My father was an alcoholic circus clown who used to beat me with his oversize shoes."

HahhahahahahahahahaMwawawawahahHAHAHAHAHAHAMAWAWAWAWAWAWA........

>rolls on floor and wets pants as hysterical laughter sets in<

OMFSM, that guy had some big kahunas!
by Katimana
Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Boy Scouts and Religion
Replies: 30
Views: 11968

Re: Boy Scouts and Religion

They changed the oaths etc in New Zealand to read 'My God' from 'God' to be inclusive to all religions. Not that it seems to have worked - numbers still decreasing steadily last I heard.
by Katimana
Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM reaching out
Replies: 30
Views: 10112

Re: FSM reaching out

Def. Beer, not beers. Most of me fellow shipmates get a bit miffed at being corrected however. The same goes for sheep - the plural still being sheep, not sheeps (take note all Australians - not that we want to know about you and your sheep in any case. And remember you are the WEST Island of NZ). I...
by Katimana
Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:22 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Birthdays?? When's yours?
Replies: 567
Views: 319855

Re: Birthdays?? When's yours?

4/7/80 - Aaargh - I do believe that I be the first Independence Day birthday listed.

BTW, does anybody else celebrate half-birthdays?
by Katimana
Thu Nov 20, 2008 5:10 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: FSM a Joke: Personal Interpretation
Replies: 27
Views: 30416

Re: FSM a Joke: Personal Interpretation

I like Chinese, I Like Chinese, they only come up to your knees....
by Katimana
Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:09 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: NEW BOOK OF THE HOLY FSM???!!!
Replies: 28
Views: 32029

Re: NEW BOOK OF THE HOLY FSM???!!!

Perhaps similar in size to a Gideon's style Christian Bible - not that I'm suggesting that we leave a copy in every motel we ever visit...
by Katimana
Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:02 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Beer purity
Replies: 92
Views: 69323

Re: Beer purity

Restricting beer in The Great Colander in the Sky to those brewed in accordance with the Reinheitsgebot would certainly limit us in terms of selection. There wouldn't be any of my homebrew for starter :x . I would also miss some of the fantastic local brews that may not meet such a measure. George C...
by Katimana
Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:25 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Running
Replies: 18
Views: 9583

Re: Running

I can sink :D

Does this count?
by Katimana
Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:00 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Running
Replies: 18
Views: 9583

Re: Running

That settles it then - I'm off bunny converting :D

And as long as it's not sacrilege I have oodles of pasta goodness to serve as a lure - I guess it wouldn't be sacrilege if it's used to convert the bunny masses, would it?
by Katimana
Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:37 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Running
Replies: 18
Views: 9583

Re: Running

People! :x Show some commitment! Don't run from the bunny - convert it! Help it feel the warm noodly tentacle of the Great One! The we can be the first interspecial religion (if we aren't already - I know a few people....) Show us the sauce, the meatballs and the pasta, for ever and ever, Ramen :wor...
by Katimana
Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 9797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Please forgive me Oh! Great Noodley One (with extra oregano in your meatballs) but.... ...I don't need you to talk to me. I have been gently caressed by the soft (and slightly damp) tenderness of your noodly touch, and know that if no-one else finds me interesting then at least I am interested in my...
by Katimana
Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Replies: 31
Views: 9797

Re: The True Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

I'm colour blind and have a hat that I think is green. What if I find out after all of the pasta is gone and the colander is empty that it was actually red.

OMFSM, what will I do?
by Katimana
Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:49 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Running
Replies: 18
Views: 9583

Re: Running

Perhaps as an enlightened deity His Noodleness would refrain from making running OR not running a "something I'd rather you didn't". Then, no matter what we do, we can all say "that's against my religion" when some one asks if you run/don't run. And nothing against athletic Pasta...
by Katimana
Mon Sep 22, 2008 12:15 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Kiwi Pastafarians
Replies: 14
Views: 8268

Re: Kiwi Pastafarians

Rotovegas anybody?

If only we were all as strange as Bret & Jemaine this world would be a saner place.

And I have a bonfire ready and waiting!

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