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by Rev Dr David Esq
Sat Dec 13, 2008 6:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Stripper factory: necessary for FSM to make its point?
Replies: 43
Views: 22915

Re: Stripper factory: necessary for FSM to make its point?

Greetings Brethren and sistren! As a member of a church that has openly accepted the FSM, (http://WWW.CHURCHOFICHA.COM) I have given this theological question a great deal of thought. Firstly, the idea of a heaven that morphs into personal perfection seems a little too disney to me, but it is always...
by Rev Dr David Esq
Mon Dec 08, 2008 6:18 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Holiday not documented in Wikipedia list of festivals!
Replies: 33
Views: 21047

Re: Holiday not documented in Wikipedia list of festivals!

Greetings! My church has adopted a variant of the FSM Holiday, called "Pirate Holiday", Which we celebrate on the day after Christmas and involves decorating a small mast with pirate themed ornaments and exchanging gifts (Possibly loot) in brightly colored treasure paper or cardboard chest...
by Rev Dr David Esq
Mon Dec 08, 2008 5:23 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM Tree Topper
Replies: 4
Views: 4795

Re: FSM Tree Topper

Greetings!

I shall act on this idea and construct an x-mast tree and post pictures here once it is complete and decorated.

~DAVID~
by Rev Dr David Esq
Sat Oct 11, 2008 5:26 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: FSM Tree Topper
Replies: 4
Views: 4795

Re: FSM Tree Topper

Hello, Everybody!

Shouldn't we be decorating a mast instead of a tree?

~DAVID~ :fsm_yarr:
by Rev Dr David Esq
Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:21 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Arizona pastafarians
Replies: 18
Views: 14072

Re: Arizona pastafarians

:D Greetings!

I also be a resident of the scurvy sea of sand that be Arrrizona!

I moor my ship in the port of Glendale. :fsm_yarr:

~David~
by Rev Dr David Esq
Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:49 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Can I build a Church?
Replies: 22
Views: 30643

Re: Can I build a Church?

:D Dear Brethren and Sistren, :shellfish: It is a public misconception that a church must be tax exempt or that one requires the approval of an existing church to become a minister. :fsm_rock: A church may be established by "Fiat" which means you simply declare it to exist. Announcing the...
by Rev Dr David Esq
Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:19 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Sarah Palin
Replies: 29
Views: 14400

Re: Sarah Palin

Dear brethren and sistren,

I fear that you have missed the huge benefits that Palin and and McCain will bestow upon us shoud they win the election.
They may be very bad for our country, but for the next four years, The Daily Show and Saturday Night Live shall truly rock!

~DAVID~
by Rev Dr David Esq
Thu Oct 09, 2008 3:17 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Holiday Cards
Replies: 6
Views: 7028

Re: Holiday Cards

Arrgh!

This be an Excellent idea!
I shall be making FSM holiday cards, sending them to old acquaintances who should not be forgot :fsm_yarr: and selling them for rum money! :D

~DAVID~

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