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by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:46 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84854

Re: A Question from a Christian

I also agree that we must not look too closely at cave paintings. Since they aren't in any actual "language" they don't really count. People clearly did not make cave paintings. They were made by His Noodly Appendage as a means of testing our faith. Honestly, how else could they have gotte...
by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 11:10 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84854

Re: A Question from a Christian

and that led to where we are now…God as an outlaw. I feel your pain. His chosen pirates are also cast as outlaws. We should lobby to get the history books to change that. They say there's no "evidence" of our good-natured pirates, or their connection with global warming--HAH! They simply ...
by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:42 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!
Replies: 36
Views: 51124

Re: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!

Perhaps, in his Noodly wisdom, he knew more people would browse the humor section. Therefore, His word could be spread to more people.
He is indeed all-knowing!
by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:39 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: We really need a better quality hate mailers
Replies: 16
Views: 6182

Re: We really need a better quality hate mailers

They inspire in me the same feelings as my freshmen anthropology students: I am saddened by our obviously abysmal educational system.
by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:36 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Crisis of faith: Key aspect of FSM gospel wrong?
Replies: 8
Views: 2720

Re: Crisis of faith: Key aspect of FSM gospel wrong?

As a nasty and most criminal internet pirate, should I engage in swashbuckling and sailing on the water and the screaming of "Argh," and such, am I even more of a pirate, the same, or excluded because of the internet piracy? Anyway, I need to go monetarily contribute to Sealand, on the of...
by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84854

Re: A Question from a Christian

The amazing thing to me, a Christian, is that anyone - Christian or non - would dedicate this much time to proving or disproving anything at all. What is leading you to do such? The same thing that guides you to post bible verses on our board--faith. But in my case, it is faith in His Noodley Appen...
by Rosie
Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Crisis of faith: Key aspect of FSM gospel wrong?
Replies: 8
Views: 2720

Re: Crisis of faith: Key aspect of FSM gospel wrong?

The key was in the pirate lifestyle. The swashbuckling, the traditional garb, the sailing upon His waters. These were the aspects of pirates that pleased His Noddliness. They were his chosen people. These "pirates" of which you speak of in the modern context are not the chosen people. It i...
by Rosie
Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:03 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Penguins.
Replies: 29
Views: 44764

Re: Penguins.

I have pondered this, and decided that I am a horrible sinner for liking penguins. However, I'm keepin' the avatar cuz tux is da sh*t.

After all, we must recover one baby step at a time...
by Rosie
Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:47 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3191154

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello. I just heard about FSM, and I my very soul was immediately touched by His Noodley Appendage. I have decided to dedicate my life to living His word, and modeling my actions after those of His chosen pirates.

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