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by Marinara Minister
Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:16 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: So Cal Pastafarians Post Here
Replies: 20
Views: 22877

Re: So Cal Pastafarians Post Here

I am a Southern Californian Pastafarian hailing from the north of the county of Los Angeles, in the Santa Clarita Valley. We have a small crew in the area, but we're always looking for another ship with which to form a flotilla. I am pleased to report to whomever wishes to receive the message that m...
by Marinara Minister
Sat Oct 25, 2008 11:24 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 27189

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

Thank you for that reference, it has already proved invaluable. As a continuance to a story I may or may not have been telling, I've been going back and forth over email with a particularly hard-headed BA fundie over CA Prop 8. Her last transmission to me was: "My faith is strong enough to die ...
by Marinara Minister
Wed Oct 22, 2008 7:35 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Miracles Attributed to FSM
Replies: 8
Views: 5953

Miracles Attributed to FSM

First, let me apologize if this has been covered on another string, and beg the indulgence of the prophets to act as extensions of His Noodly Appendage to point out that string forthwith. Now on to me real topic. Be there anyone in His great followers that can attribute a miracle to the prayerful be...
by Marinara Minister
Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:44 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Homo-oculochromatic Marraige
Replies: 3
Views: 2836

Re: Homo-oculochromatic Marraige

Well, that would be the point of the whole thing, wouldn't it? None of us acutally believe in the theory of Intelligent Falling either. I'm simply suggesting that we take an uncontrollable biological aspect of humanity and make it the basis for stripping a right away from a group of people. That way...
by Marinara Minister
Fri Oct 17, 2008 9:35 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Homo-oculochromatic Marraige
Replies: 3
Views: 2836

Homo-oculochromatic Marraige

I would like to propose that FSM, in His Noodly Greatness, is highly offended by people who marry other people with the same eye color. It is an affront to the great diversity which He saw fit to create in His partially inebriated state. Thus we may propose that marraige between two people of the sa...
by Marinara Minister
Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:39 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Cookbook, Anyone?
Replies: 4
Views: 3610

Re: Cookbook, Anyone?

I'll third this motion. Certainly someone has the connections with a publisher. Let us cry out for His Noodlieness to be raised up in cookbook form!
by Marinara Minister
Tue Oct 14, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 27189

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

Howdy folks...I'd like to ask a question. The first problem I seem to come up against when I'm talking to the really repugnant fundies is how the 'Cosmic Jewish Zombie's' death negated the OT, so even though there are a bunch of horrific punsihments for wearing cotton/polyester blends and tattooing ...
by Marinara Minister
Sun Oct 12, 2008 10:43 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Looking for a Pastafarian Wedding Officiatior
Replies: 12
Views: 24656

Re: Looking for a Pastafarian Wedding Officiatior

While there isn't yet a ceremony (that I know of), I am ordained in California through the ULC and I would be willing to minister your wedding. I'm based just north of LA, but I can travel. Please let me know if it's too late, or if I can still help. (Just read through the entire post to see the dat...
by Marinara Minister
Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:09 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Marriages
Replies: 38
Views: 35475

Re: Marriages

Hello, fellow adherents. As I doubt many people regularly check the new converts thread, I'll reintroduce myself. I am Father Marinara. I have long followed the teachings of His Noodlieness, even before I had felt the touch of His great Noodly Appendage. As such, I sought to get myself ordained thro...
by Marinara Minister
Sun Oct 12, 2008 1:51 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3190586

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello, my fellow Pastafarians. I am Father Marinara, a traveller on the path of His Noodlieness. I have been teaching the very ideas of the one you call the Flying Spaghetti Monster for many years; as I was taught by my father. We were very surprised to find so many other adherents: the great noodly...

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