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by Dagwood Gum
Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:57 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: pirate ship church
Replies: 12
Views: 10426

Re: pirate ship church

I say solar because the sun god concept is what has driven religions throughout history. You can cook your ramen on a solar stove.
The winds represent what man has said that god has said whereas Diesel is a pollutant.
by Dagwood Gum
Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:50 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Joining an interfaith group...
Replies: 7
Views: 4472

Re: Joining an interfaith group...

I think we need to have a Sunday morning online FSM church to get this thing rolling. Then after the membership grows, we get a Sunday morning show on one of the cable channels. And hopefully, in time we can get a prime spot on NBC and compete with the mainstream, dogmatic ones that clog the channel...
by Dagwood Gum
Fri Oct 24, 2008 8:41 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Noodler
Replies: 27
Views: 8444

Re: The Noodler

WT7 was suspicious, but the 2 main towers collapsed in a way that could be explained by the airplane crashes (although its suspicious that the planes were able to be hijacked and flown in the first place since they are not easy things to fly and in that case threatening the pilots wouldnt work)... ...
by Dagwood Gum
Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:10 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Noodler
Replies: 27
Views: 8444

Re: The Noodler

nah, Sen. Obama won't need to take our sovereignty..the neo-cons have already eviscerated our Bill of Rights in the name of "homeland security".. SAFETY FREEDOM & always be afraid of "the other".. Obama will play the good cop role to appease us out of our indignation and bac...
by Dagwood Gum
Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:39 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84918

Re: A Question from a Christian

spotlight cheers for His Noodly Magesty. Well said. I've always thought of it as that way as well - it's not religion that's being parodied, it's ignorance. And if someone thinks that this 'ignorance' is referring to religion, well, what does that say about religion? Yes, I agree and have a tendenc...
by Dagwood Gum
Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:33 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Noodler
Replies: 27
Views: 8444

Re: The Head Noodler

If not a Pirate candidate I'd settle for an irate candidate.

What Pirate candidate has the cheese to be served up as Head Noodler?

We need to comprise a menu quickly, or dinner will be served and we'll all go to bed hungry.
by Dagwood Gum
Sat Oct 18, 2008 8:03 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84918

Re: A Question from a Christian

His Noodly Appendage, STEAL THE CHEESE Amen! Well stated & researched! So to distill it all down, the bible is too ludicrously incorrect about far too much to be a credible source on anything and any actual truths found in it are incidental and of questionable relevance and of dubious intent. Ne...
by Dagwood Gum
Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:38 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Potential conflicts between between sects.
Replies: 3
Views: 3169

Re: Potential conflicts between between sects.

Thanks for settling the potential conflict before it had any chance of gaining too much steam Edd. A little steam cooks the noodles, to much turns em to mush... :)
by Dagwood Gum
Wed Oct 15, 2008 8:01 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Garlic Terminology - Must Read!
Replies: 98
Views: 102649

Re: Garlic Terminology - Must Read!

How do you know that the garlic doesn't also keep His Noodliness away and not just the rest of the vampires. Something or someone is coloring the meat sauce red!!?!!

And the sellout crowd cheers on!
by Dagwood Gum
Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:39 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Potential conflicts between between sects.
Replies: 3
Views: 3169

Potential conflicts between between sects.

A friend privately challenged me: But what flavor spaghetti sauce will be the holy water of this religion? I can foresee endless wars with this religious concept between the marinarian sect, alfredian sect, meatsaucian, and bolonessian sects. And even more worrisome are the potential plain wheat, wh...
by Dagwood Gum
Wed Oct 15, 2008 7:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84918

Re: A Question from a Christian

A friend privately emailed me: But what flavor spaghetti sauce will be the holy water of this religion? I can foresee endless wars with this religious concept between the marinarian sect, alfredian sect, meatsaucian, and bolonessian sects. And even more worrisome are the potential plain wheat, whole...
by Dagwood Gum
Wed Oct 15, 2008 6:22 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 84918

Re: A Question from a Christian

If you lived in the darkened times (no science) of disease and famine, ate bad mushrooms (manna), moldy bread (ergot) like they had to or starve, washed it all down with wine all the while having no medical data that there were such things as hallucinogens, you'd have come up with your own entertain...
by Dagwood Gum
Wed Oct 15, 2008 5:53 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: are spaghetti O's bad?
Replies: 34
Views: 38695

Re: are spaghetti O's bad?

I have it under good authority that Spaghetti O's are the body thetans (souls of dead space aliens) that Scientolgists spend a million dollars to exorcise, ala Tom Cruise, John Revolta... :fsm_ninja:

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