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by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:45 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: My school FINALLY acepts CoFSM as a religion.
Replies: 8
Views: 3071

Re: My school FINALLY acepts CoFSM as a religion.

Lols thats good, I should test my school's tolerance against Pirate Regelia, but I don't wanna get shot.
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:43 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: We really need a better quality hate mailers
Replies: 16
Views: 5605

Re: We really need a better quality hate mailers

I concur, only like 2 of the hate-mailers (I've read) are polite and donot call us "FUK1N N00B5 WH0 WH05H1P N00D135"
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:40 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Creation Museum in KY
Replies: 13
Views: 3864

Re: Creation Museum in KY

Its gonna take millions of dollars to actually get a vacant building and reinnovate it in to a cool museum...and we can barley get 500k for a noodle drive that didn't count for our own funds. We need a millionare to pull it off, anyone wanna try and convert Trump? or Paris Hilton?
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:37 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to cancel my membership?
Replies: 12
Views: 4083

Re: How to cancel my membership?

Get baptized by another religion? I think being dunked in a tub of marinara sauce counts as a FSM baptism...(if you actually doit, post some pics! :D )
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: High Holy days and Small Holy days
Replies: 8
Views: 3529

Re: High Holy days and Small Holy days

We already had this discussion, look it up on the forum, its kinda old but stilla ctive.
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A quick question about people sneezing
Replies: 6
Views: 4166

Re: A quick question about people sneezing

Slap the offender and say, "Get-outta-my-site!"(try to pronounce phrase as one warbled word.)

or you could say, "Thanks for spraying a fresh breeze of protective mucous and microscopic bacteria onto my skin."
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Starting your own church.
Replies: 2
Views: 1470

Re: Starting your own church.

As said in the gospel of FSM the FSM spent 1 day creating a mountain, trees, and a midgit and used 3 other days to create the rest of the universerse, so the last 3 days should be for partying(save one day for hangovers)
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:26 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How did you learn of His Noodly love?
Replies: 42
Views: 12461

Re: How did you learn of His Noodly love?

wikipedia.org's trusty "random page button"

All hail the button, harbinger of the FSM faith!


:worship: [[Random Article]]
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:19 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!
Replies: 18
Views: 7089

Re: Abe's Challenge: Declare your faith in church, win beer!

Dude im not gonna risk my bones for one bottle of domesticated beer...
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:17 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I have a question about "Us"
Replies: 20
Views: 6493

Re: I have a question about "Us"

Hell i dont care if you marry a slice of pie, you left pinky toe, or a ball of string, but i doubt FSM cares since he's made of complex-carbohydrates.
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:15 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Heaven's Secretary
Replies: 2
Views: 1550

Re: Heaven's Secretary

lols thats funny
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Thu Oct 23, 2008 12:14 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The lore is an ass
Replies: 6
Views: 2567

Re: The lore is an ass

Lols maybe they get the Pope to represent God.
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:59 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: photo of him/her
Replies: 20
Views: 11030

Re: photo of him/her

hmmmm, curiouser and curiouserer
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:58 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Aren’t low-carb diets sacrilegious?
Replies: 7
Views: 5439

Re: Aren’t low-carb diets sacrilegious?

I can eat pasta just fine, Being asian the only things we eat is rice and noodles any ways.
by Angel-Hair Archmage
Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:55 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The moment of Conversion
Replies: 3
Views: 2960

Re: The moment of Conversion

It seems Google should change it's name into Noogle, for pointing countless followers towards the noodle appendage of our Lord.

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