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by JohnS
Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:59 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Denver Area Gathering?
Replies: 12
Views: 17084

A bit off topic - not specifically FSM related - but some folks visiting here might be interested in our new campaign to preempt ID in Colorado:

Maintain Educational Standards In Colorado (MESIC)
http://mesic1.blogspot.com

If you like what we're doing, sign the petition.
by JohnS
Wed Dec 07, 2005 5:18 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Need scholorly theological help for an ancient translation
Replies: 6
Views: 4713

A conspiracy against ninja pirates?

Hi Duke - I notice that you're busy translating ancient ninja texts regarding their early Pastafarianism. This reminded me of the recent U.S. Coast Guard operation "Waterway Watch" which specifically searches the U.S. coasts for ninja/terrorists: From an exchange between Coast Guard Chief Petty Offi...
by JohnS
Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:50 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Denver Area Gathering?
Replies: 12
Views: 17084

Well...

... there are a couple Italian places down on the 16th Street Mall (easy to find and central location). Maggiano's, despite being a chain resturant (I prefer independent small businesses), in the Pavillions is really pretty good. Not to mention it is both a bar & a resturant. And there are a few...
by JohnS
Tue Dec 06, 2005 1:42 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 124
Views: 84860

Well...

...I've already submitted two papers to the Enlightenment Institute. I really don't need the Ramen Noodles, but I do want to be names "Fellow" of the Institute, you know, it sounds so...well, uh... fellow-ie ... Not to mention I need some padding for my CV. My papers: > Compendium Volatilis Pasta Ve...
by JohnS
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:52 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Denver Area Gathering?
Replies: 12
Views: 17084

I'm in Denver too...

... but there is an utter dearth of proper pirate bars. As for the Donkey Den, I'm friends with the protesters so that would probably be a no go. There is Pints Pub (just a couple blocks from the Donkey Den, across the street from the jail), and though the Brits aren't too keen on being associated w...
by JohnS
Tue Dec 06, 2005 12:36 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 124
Views: 84860

Yeah...

...probably, but I'm new. I couldn't join FSM until they formed a think-tank, the "Enlightenment Institute" as we all know that you can't be religious without a series of think-tanks to determine dogma, policy, and justification for everything. Religion without a think-tank is like a mute missionary...
by JohnS
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 124
Views: 84860

Hiya Dread Duke...

... rest assured, compared to "Encephalitic Darius Sparrow", I do believe I'd rather be the Dread Pirate Sue... :D

So, I'm just exploring around the forum and posting random comments here and there...
by JohnS
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 124
Views: 84860

By the way, I think the Belgian generator is considerably better than the gangstaname one, since it made me "Encephalitic Darius Sparrow" as opposed to "Dread Pirate Butch" :?
by JohnS
Mon Dec 05, 2005 11:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: find a pirate name
Replies: 124
Views: 84860

Pirate Name Generator

Here is a useful resource, for those of you - like me - that can't think of a pirate name... Yes, a pirate name generator, apparently from Belgium (we all know how vital the Belgians are to restoring pirate numbers and thereby reducing the global temp.)...But the site is in "pirate English"... For t...

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