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by Roy Hunter
Tue Sep 26, 2017 5:00 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1359
Views: 198142

Re: Complete the catchphrase

...you're quite sure that it really is Eric.

A fool and his money...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Sep 24, 2017 5:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1359
Views: 198142

Re: Complete the catchphrase

I've got the greatest, you've never seen one like it, it's gonna be YUGE, bigly, you have no, we're gonna make it great again.

Mommy never loved me...
by Roy Hunter
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)
Replies: 2
Views: 75

Re: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)

There's another Beer thread over in Food and Drink if I recall correctly. Some sober Scotch geezer started on alcohol-free beers (weirdo if you ask me). Anyhoo, I currently love Innis and None, and Brewdog's Nanny State, both suitable for the designated driver in your life (ie me). :drinking: :bumme...
by Roy Hunter
Mon Sep 18, 2017 4:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1437
Views: 341627

Re: Did you hear who died?

Stanislav Petrov, the Soviet military officer who saved us all from a nuclear war, 77.
by Roy Hunter
Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:44 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1359
Views: 198142

Re: Complete the catchphrase

...be superseded by a larger, shinier, and yet somehow crappier version.

If it's good enough for Steve Jobs...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:03 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1359
Views: 198142

Re: Complete the catchphrase

"I've got this great marketing idea for a range of baskets! The good news is, you're gonna be rich. The bad news is, you have to get in the river..."

I am Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Sep 16, 2017 5:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Complete the catchphrase
Replies: 1359
Views: 198142

Re: Complete the catchphrase

I really am pleased to see you.

When life gives you lemons...
by Roy Hunter
Fri Sep 15, 2017 5:21 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1437
Views: 341627

Re: Did you hear who died?

The Cassini Probe.
Some guy on Twitter wrote:If I was a NASA programmer, I'd have secretly made Cassini's final transmission "MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF STARS!"
by Roy Hunter
Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:01 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Adjust weekly holidays by country?
Replies: 3
Views: 80

Re: Adjust weekly holidays by country?

You could really mess with people's heads by offsetting your week by a day? They all think it's Thursday, you insist it's Friday. No-one can argue with you, because you got stuck into the beers as soon as the sun was over the yard arm...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:38 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1913
Views: 399117

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

I am attempting to listen to my new MIDI controller keyboard, but I can't get the damn thing to work properly. Reinstall a driver, play Cmaj, nothing, change a setting, play Cmaj, nothing, reconfigure a software parameter, play Cmaj, nothing. I feel a bit like the teacher saying "Bueller? Buell...
by Roy Hunter
Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:32 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 365
Views: 259905

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Not our finest hour, our most devout believer, or the best piece of reporting of our religion, but still: https://apiln.co.uk/pastafarian-wears-c ... rt-attack/
by Roy Hunter
Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:56 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7876
Views: 3021142

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Sir Roland wrote:first post
Oh look! Another one.

Boing!
by Roy Hunter
Fri Sep 08, 2017 3:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Auto-logout
Replies: 12
Views: 177

Re: Auto-logout

DuckDuckGo is reporting your IP address from where you ask it to, also DuckDuckGo is a worldwide concern with servers everywhere, up-to-date software and loads of budget. They use IP addresses to manage the distribution of load across their network, so it's important for them to get it right. Vengan...
by Roy Hunter
Thu Sep 07, 2017 2:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Auto-logout
Replies: 12
Views: 177

Re: Auto-logout

I just clicked the info button on your post (only available to mods & admins), and that was not a match on any level. Overall, I had three pages of IP addresses you are purported to have posted from. I can't be arsed trawling through them all to see if that one is in there, but it didn't look li...
by Roy Hunter
Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:18 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7876
Views: 3021142

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Purple Lil wrote:
Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Sturgis and Purple Lil

*Boing*

CF


Boing??
Boing.

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