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by Roy Hunter
Fri Jun 23, 2017 6:20 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 3
Views: 12

Re: The Question of Sauces

Arr, a buccaneer who gt 4000+ postees gt nuh loife thar, n' can't be seeyin' muh grog inspar'd poste fer da funs. First thing: Leave Nef Yoo alone. To do otherwise might be folly. Secondly: canned sauce? How much of it is canned? The garlic? The basil? The tomtaoes? The chilli? I suspect you put to...
by Roy Hunter
Mon Jun 19, 2017 5:51 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1425
Views: 333235

Re: Did you hear who died?

BBC Children's TV demi-god Brian Cant, 83, Parkinson's Disease. His name was the only possible answer to the question "Brian May?"

Also, my friend and musical colleague Simon Cotterell, 47 (younger than me), massive heart attack in his sleep. I haz a sad.
by Roy Hunter
Sat Jun 10, 2017 12:06 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1425
Views: 333235

Re: Did you hear who died?

The one, the only, original and best Batman. 88, leukaemia.
by Roy Hunter
Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:44 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1425
Views: 333235

Re: Did you hear who died?

Is he... Bodger and Badger bloke?

Damn...

He wasn't half as annoying as the rest of them.
by Roy Hunter
Tue Jun 06, 2017 6:49 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE
Replies: 6
Views: 102

Re: NEW -- the definition of COVFEFE

covfefe
-noun
what Nef Yoo will accuse you of being if you only try to steal the cover of The Loose Canon.
by Roy Hunter
Sun Jun 04, 2017 5:52 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7833
Views: 2984384

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Fus pos.

rrrrrrr

(Welcome, new people!)
by Roy Hunter
Fri May 19, 2017 6:51 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: The Video Games Thread
Replies: 1429
Views: 302844

Re: The Video Games Thread

FBC! Long time no see! Welcome back!
by Roy Hunter
Wed May 17, 2017 9:40 am
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 363073

Re: Happy Birthday

some twerp suggested that Google Translate was sufficient evidence to rebut his correction to a mis-translation. I rebutted the French translation, which I double checked with my French instructor, whose first language is French, yamuppet. Anyway, happy birthday Davey! No you didn't. You completely...
by Roy Hunter
Sun May 14, 2017 4:58 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Recipe ideas needed
Replies: 4
Views: 146

Re: Recipe ideas needed

Tonight's dinner: Tuna steak, Greek salad, coleslaw, chips, veggie kebabs. Tuna steak (about 150g) I did on the barbecue, but you can do it on the grill or in a frying pan. One sliced chilli pepper, one sliced clove of garlic, a dab of olive oil, off you go. If you're going to do it in the oven inst...
by Roy Hunter
Wed May 10, 2017 5:05 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 363073

Re: Happy Birthday

Happy birthday DavidH, 70 today. A classical scholar and linguist who enlightened youth with his teaching throughout a long and illustrious career, he left this forum after some twerp suggested that Google Translate was sufficient evidence to rebut his correction to a mis-translation. Little wonder ...
by Roy Hunter
Mon Apr 24, 2017 5:20 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1425
Views: 333235

Re: Did you hear who died?

Robert M. Pirsig, author of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, 88, he was old. Ridiculously smart, but old.
by Roy Hunter
Tue Apr 04, 2017 8:49 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5336
Views: 756503

Re: Word of the Day

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:See "paraplegic."

Parapelagic
-noun
a fish with a disability (it keeps sinking).
by Roy Hunter
Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5336
Views: 756503

Re: Word of the Day

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
    A boy cow that got hit by a car, resulting in the loss of two of its legs.

Surely that would be a parable?
by Roy Hunter
Sat Apr 01, 2017 7:43 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 389099

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

This really happened. If smartphone footage appears, I will post it. Played a gig in a hipster bar tonight. In the middle of a set of originals, we played a cover - a jazz standard - called ' Don't Get Around Much Anymore '. After we finished, an uber-hipster with an oiled beard and bicycle clips ap...
by Roy Hunter
Sat Apr 01, 2017 4:56 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5336
Views: 756503

Re: Word of the Day

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Bible (n.)

  1. The proper terminology to describe conjoined twin boy cows.

    A boy cow who likes both boy cows and girl cows.

    A boy cow with two sets of wings.

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