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by TigerHunter
Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. Your stomach really is empty, and the pressure difference collapses it and causes massive internal bleeding.

I wish warmer out. But not too much.
by TigerHunter
Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. Jesus turns out to be real, and converts all water on the planet into wine. Every carbon-based life form on the planet dies.

I wish my computer wasn't acting up.
by TigerHunter
Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You wake up in the arms of another woman just as your wife gets back.

I wish I could eat as much junk food as I wanted and not get fat.
by TigerHunter
Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Since the poster above me forgot to wish...
I wish school had been cancelled today.
by TigerHunter
Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:i wish "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" would finally win Julie Brown a Grammy..

Granted. Unfortunately, it has to be awarded posthumously.

I wish that it was Friday.
by TigerHunter
Mon Jan 05, 2009 7:08 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You work as a bodyguard double. Your job consists of tricking people into shooting you.

I wish that Israel and Hamas would stop fighting.
by TigerHunter
Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You had a Taylor 855ce. It's gone now.

I wish that I was having pizza for dinner tonight.
by TigerHunter
Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:26 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

You're now a quadriplegic.

I wish I had more friends.
by TigerHunter
Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:23 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Through a series of contrivances, you become friends with one of those people who is happy about everything.

I wish that midterms were over.
by TigerHunter
Sat Dec 06, 2008 11:56 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: The best Pizza in __________ Can Be Found @....
Replies: 53
Views: 61466

Re: The best Pizza in __________ Can Be Found @....

Chicago's south suburbs: Aurelio's.
by TigerHunter
Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:32 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 31480
Views: 4364969

Re: Word association game

Dolly
by TigerHunter
Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:57 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:i wish there was an Oi!! channel on Sirius/XM..

The genie who reads your wish mistakes that first exclamation point for an l.

I wish I could fly.
by TigerHunter
Thu Dec 04, 2008 9:15 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 819436

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Wawizzle wrote:I wish I had some good food with me for lunch.

You develop an inexplicable craving for human flesh.

I wish my college apps were finished.
by TigerHunter
Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:12 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3276182

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

*waves*

Hey everyone. New devotee here, will be picking up my Gospel sometime this week. Are there any worship practices I can partake in?

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