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by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Reading the "hate Mails"
Replies: 37
Views: 11206

Re: Reading the "hate Mails"

Ubi Dubium wrote:Yes, heaven will definitely need an S.E.P. field once I get there, because my heaven will have to have bagpipes.

People in heaven have no time for such things, they are already busy running the heavenly brach of the make a wish foundation to quote George Carlin ;)

:worship: :worship: :fsm_float:
by BordusiusIV
Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Reading the "hate Mails"
Replies: 37
Views: 11206

Re: Reading the "hate Mails"

Thanks DaveL! And thanks truechristian.com! F LUFFY YOU!! As a 13-17 year old I'm outrated that you can call yourself a Christian and be so hatful and dum! F LUFFY YOU!! You need to know, yes you know you are jhurting christinity! Jesus not show the hate, you show hate and make christin look very v...
by BordusiusIV
Wed Dec 17, 2008 3:38 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Reading the "hate Mails"
Replies: 37
Views: 11206

Re: Reading the "hate Mails"

Excellent work guys! Now if we can just get it out to all of them they can start emailing each other instead of venganza. :) "The true meaning of life is to plant trees under whose shade you do not expect to sit", so if i eat an apple and Poo* in nature and a tree grows up from it, i have...
by BordusiusIV
Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Zombies
Replies: 23
Views: 7496

Re: Zombies

S'presso wrote:It's more fun on the other side.


The same as any religous person from the 12th century thought about cars and DVD players i guess...
Ramen Ramen :worship: :worship:
by BordusiusIV
Tue Dec 16, 2008 3:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Reading the "hate Mails"
Replies: 37
Views: 11206

Re: Reading the "hate Mails"

Scott the Pirate wrote:Excellent work guys! Now if we can just get it out to all of them they can start emailing each other instead of venganza. :)


Yeah, its the question of accepting anytihng we give them that is the problem, includinig a fine and working template etc ;)
Ramen :worship:
by BordusiusIV
Mon Dec 15, 2008 11:32 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Reading the "hate Mails"
Replies: 37
Views: 11206

Re: Reading the "hate Mails"

Funny "Hello, I am a closed minded religious nut, and I would just like to know, is their any proof of [insert any religion's deity here] ? If so can you please show me the proof, or explain it to me over the web please, I am curios to know. I personally believe this is just some silly religion...
by BordusiusIV
Mon Dec 15, 2008 7:31 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I (acording to some) am going to hell
Replies: 55
Views: 34744

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AWSOME now I dont mind so much but some of the people there will be real jerks :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm_float: :worship: :worship: :worship: Send him a nice "gospelli" mail and tell him about the true god and that you have found him (he is of course...
by BordusiusIV
Mon Dec 15, 2008 5:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Reading the "hate Mails"
Replies: 37
Views: 11206

Reading the "hate Mails"

I just wanted to have a place were people can discuss or just laugh at the mails adressed in the "hate mail section" Since i started this thread i might start to say something to. I love them! The ideas of some people, the nerve, the ignorance...it cracks me up to read something as siniste...
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:25 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Number of the Holy Meatballs
Replies: 12
Views: 4108

Re: The Number of the Holy Meatballs

I would assume: Earthquakes = Flatulent Spaghetti Monster (pesto be upon him). I thought that was thunder! Both of these assertions sounds reasonable but i dont understand were the lightning come from if it is thunder and were all the people go who fall into the ground... Praise Be Thy Noodly Appen...
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Number of the Holy Meatballs
Replies: 12
Views: 4108

Re: The Number of the Holy Meatballs

I believe the closest you could get to a bad version of the FSM would be a drunk FSM. Random thought: Earthquakes = Stumbling Spaghetti Monster? But he's usually drunk! That's how we explain the world being as messed-up as it is! I would assume: Earthquakes = Flatulent Spaghetti Monster (pesto be u...
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:12 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!
Replies: 36
Views: 47964

Re: Re:

FSM spoke to me and said that i was correct to assert anything i want in the name of him. I must realy stop alying home in my bed and start preaching teh return of the FSM on sunday. Careful - remember the 7th "I'd Really Rather You Didn't": 7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telli...
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:27 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made
Replies: 33
Views: 39561

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Why does bobby say in his letter that we have numerous text , if there is only one book in existance. He may be hiding other holly scriptures, possably in a chest, burried on the shore of Porta Bella where numerous pirate breathern have known to base their operations. Blatenly placing the scripture...
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:08 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Number of the Holy Meatballs
Replies: 12
Views: 4108

Re: The Number of the Holy Meatballs

I believe the closest you could get to a bad version of the FSM would be a drunk FSM. Random thought: Earthquakes = Stumbling Spaghetti Monster? Puh!, good i would not like to be trapped under His Lord The Noodlyness when he falls to the ground. I know the chanses of me being right below are astron...
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 8:27 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Number of the Holy Meatballs
Replies: 12
Views: 4108

Re: The Number of the Holy Meatballs

Platypus Enthusiast wrote:Keep in mind that the FSM must stay light enough to stay airborn, so too many meatballs would result in a Walking Spaghetti Monster.


This cause the FSM to clone to an WSM you say?? Would he be the bad version of him of our lord and saviour The holy FSM
Ramen
by BordusiusIV
Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:51 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Cast Your Vote for the FSM!!
Replies: 36
Views: 47964

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These people simply do not understand. We must educate them with the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Ramen. Duke As far as i understand it the worshipers of other untrue and imaginated gods find FSM an abomination (just the way they feel about everything i guess) and the non-believers (witch ...

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