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by Goldfish
Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:27 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2174027

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for not holding up the game long enough to send out a search party when I vanished for weeks!
by Goldfish
Mon Jan 05, 2009 5:36 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 821452

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted, and the most amazing wish idea is given to you. It's so amazing, in fact, that it causes your brain to go into shock and you spend the rest of your days as a vegetable.


I wish I had a better job.
by Goldfish
Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2174027

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for not dressing in layers
by Goldfish
Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 821452

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted, the celebrations for 2010 are the best in years after Dick Clark finally dies. However, being unable to rest Dick Clark's ghost comes to your house and haunts you for the rest of your days.

I wish there was chinese food being delivered to me free of charge right now.
by Goldfish
Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2658049

Re: Lies!

^ Is the root cause of what happened.
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:53 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2174027

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for having the last name "Hunter" without the first names "Vampire", "Submarine", "Neil Poon" or "Scallywag"
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2658049

Re: Lies!

^ once suffered a severe ass injury at a Village People concert. The details are not clear.
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 821452

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted! However your body can't contain that much power and when you go to the bathroom you release a crap so long and powerful it causes your body to immediately dehydrate and deflate.

I wish a stray cat would coil a nice steamer in my neighbor's mailbox.
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:40 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2658049

Re: Lies!

^ supplied the poi
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:39 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2174027

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for selling kidneys on the black market. Other people's kidneys at that.
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:31 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 821452

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted, however immediately after the wish is granted your arms are removed surgically by two Venezuelan surgeons/organ harvesters.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.
by Goldfish
Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:20 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 4882
Views: 821452

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted, however like most things that are mostly harmless, it goes terribly wrong. A drunken pirate will pick a fight with a ninja on January 3rd, sparking the first international war of Pirates and Ninjas, killing thousands.

I wish for the money, influence, and good looks of Tony Stark.
by Goldfish
Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 16595
Views: 2174027

Re: The Your Banned Game

You're banned for the "incident" with the stapler. You know what I'm talking about.
by Goldfish
Tue Dec 30, 2008 10:14 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Floating an Idea... for a Secretish Pirate Society
Replies: 3
Views: 4008

Re: Floating an Idea... for a Secretish Pirate Society

With all due respect (And being in the Air Force, it's a great deal of respect), I think we already have that, minus the handshakes and exclusive nature of our club. It's the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of which there are already tons of chapters the world over. As for donations, spaghet...
by Goldfish
Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:00 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 18960
Views: 2658049

Re: Lies!

^ Day job is sitting behind a counter at a Chinese buffet yelling nonsense at passer-by and feeding lost children to the koi.

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