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- Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:17 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Signs of the Apocalypse
- Replies: 6
- Views: 630
Re: Signs of the Apocalypse
THE END IS NIGH!!! When is the end? When I analyzed the secret codes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I came up with Tuesday March 19, 2019 at 11:40 am to be the end of the world. Which time zone? The FSM's personal timezone. Oh, and every country on the planet has to agree to the date...
- Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:13 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday
- Replies: 1436
- Views: 386187
Re: Happy Birthday
Belated Happy Birthday to all the people whose birthdays I have missed whilst absent. I didn't realise that I could even log back in! :blush: E.T. You are definitely old. :evilgrin: Well, you are exactly two weeks older than me, so I suppose you must be old, because I am. Yeah, I'm pretty much the ...
- Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:31 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Happy Birthday
- Replies: 1436
- Views: 386187
Re: Happy Birthday
Belated Happy Birthday to all the people whose birthdays I have missed whilst absent. I didn't realise that I could even log back in!
E.T. You are definitely old.
Well, you are exactly two weeks older than me, so I suppose you must be old, because I am.

E.T. You are definitely old.

Well, you are exactly two weeks older than me, so I suppose you must be old, because I am.
- Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:17 pm
- Forum: Locked Posts
- Topic: Where can I live?
- Replies: 12
- Views: 6293
Re: Where can I live?
Well, I can't fault you for not wanting to live in the USA, because I wouldn't want to live there either. :idiot: You say you get US$850 p.m. How does that compare to the cost of living? I know someone here on disability - he gets about the same as you, and he shares a tiny flat with his brother. Th...
- Sat May 03, 2014 1:31 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Why Brits are better than Yanks
- Replies: 104
- Views: 56651
Re: Why Brits are better than Yanks
Once upon a time, when my older children (now in their thirties) were toddlers, I was taking a bus ride into town. Seated behind me were a pair of ladies, American tourists. As we passed a mediocre church, they were all excited "Look at that old church! It's so old …" that sort of thing. I...
- Wed Apr 30, 2014 9:21 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Did you hear who died?
- Replies: 1454
- Views: 359497
- Sat Apr 26, 2014 4:46 pm
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7960
- Views: 3112946
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Minister, Monister, Pastor, Pastar, Pesto, Cap'n, Admiral, Popellini; I don't think it actually matters! Choose something that makes you giggle or something that makes you feel important. There is no dogma in Pastafarianism! 

- Sat Apr 26, 2014 1:00 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Our Animals
- Replies: 868
- Views: 260806
Re: Our Animals
He's popped out to take a break from the wheel that powers my brain. Hence the gormless expression on my face. 

- Sat Apr 26, 2014 7:13 am
- Forum: Languages Other than English
- Topic: Geographical extend of FSMism
- Replies: 104
- Views: 119796
Re: Geographical extend of FSMism
I see from the map* that Blasphemous Libel lives near me - but isn't registered here?
* viewtopic.php?f=6&t=11787

* viewtopic.php?f=6&t=11787
- Sat Apr 26, 2014 6:56 am
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Our Animals
- Replies: 868
- Views: 260806
Re: Our Animals
My friend Fel loves rats. They can be very intelligent and affectionate. I live with three cats, Bailey (Russian White), Stress (Turkish Van), and Morticia (American Shorthair). They're adorable! I miss Mousie (American Shorthair) and Cookie (Cockatiel) though, now that I've moved out of my mother'...
- Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:27 pm
- Forum: Pirate Discussion
- Topic: Pieces o Nine
- Replies: 12
- Views: 7487
Re: Pieces o Nine






We all love you, Bart.
Great big granny hugs to you and your family.
- Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:24 pm
- Forum: Pirate Discussion
- Topic: Pieces o Nine
- Replies: 12
- Views: 7487
Re: Pieces o Nine
I miss her too.
Life is too short…
Life is too short…

- Thu Feb 27, 2014 8:01 pm
- Forum: Announcements
- Topic: Stepping Down
- Replies: 8
- Views: 6748
Re: Stepping Down
First of all, congratulations on your impending doctorate! * Applause * You have put in a great deal of work over the years, and I don't think you have had nearly enough recognition for what you have done. Nannying a bunch of pirates was never going to be an easy task, and when it's this lot?! :^) O...
- Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:44 am
- Forum: Standards and Practices
- Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
- Replies: 7960
- Views: 3112946
Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Hey new not-bots! Now you have successfully cleared the first hurdle and posted here, on this thread, all you have to do is make a post somewhere else in here and voilà - you have complete access! 

- Tue Feb 18, 2014 5:40 pm
- Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
- Topic: Our Animals
- Replies: 868
- Views: 260806
Re: Our Animals
Hi DavidH! :fsm_rock: About the turtle - I asked, because I'm missing my dog so much, but my daughter has (nearly) persuaded me that I'm really not reliably fit enough any more to have one. So I've been looking at smaller pets. When we were at the petstore (just browsing, much to my grandsons' disap...