FSM Discussion

THE END IS NIGH!!! When is the end? When I analyzed the secret codes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I came up with Tuesday March 19, 2019 at 11:40 am to be the end of the world. Which time zone? The FSM's personal timezone. Oh, and every country on the planet has to agree to the date...

Belated Happy Birthday to all the people whose birthdays I have missed whilst absent. I didn't realise that I could even log back in! :blush: E.T. You are definitely old. :evilgrin: Well, you are exactly two weeks older than me, so I suppose you must be old, because I am. Yeah, I'm pretty much the ...

Belated Happy Birthday to all the people whose birthdays I have missed whilst absent. I didn't realise that I could even log back in!

E.T. You are definitely old.

Well, you are exactly two weeks older than me, so I suppose you must be old, because I am.

Well, I can't fault you for not wanting to live in the USA, because I wouldn't want to live there either. :idiot: You say you get US$850 p.m. How does that compare to the cost of living? I know someone here on disability - he gets about the same as you, and he shares a tiny flat with his brother. Th...

Once upon a time, when my older children (now in their thirties) were toddlers, I was taking a bus ride into town. Seated behind me were a pair of ladies, American tourists. As we passed a mediocre church, they were all excited "Look at that old church! It's so old …" that sort of thing. I...

Bob Hoskins.

Minister, Monister, Pastor, Pastar, Pesto, Cap'n, Admiral, Popellini; I don't think it actually matters! Choose something that makes you giggle or something that makes you feel important. There is no dogma in Pastafarianism!

He's popped out to take a break from the wheel that powers my brain. Hence the gormless expression on my face.

I see from the map* that Blasphemous Libel lives near me - but isn't registered here?

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My friend Fel loves rats. They can be very intelligent and affectionate. I live with three cats, Bailey (Russian White), Stress (Turkish Van), and Morticia (American Shorthair). They're adorable! I miss Mousie (American Shorthair) and Cookie (Cockatiel) though, now that I've moved out of my mother'...

We all love you, Bart.

Great big granny hugs to you and your family.

I miss her too.

Life is too short…

First of all, congratulations on your impending doctorate! * Applause * You have put in a great deal of work over the years, and I don't think you have had nearly enough recognition for what you have done. Nannying a bunch of pirates was never going to be an easy task, and when it's this lot?! :^) O...

Hey new not-bots! Now you have successfully cleared the first hurdle and posted here, on this thread, all you have to do is make a post somewhere else in here and voilà - you have complete access!

Hi DavidH! :fsm_rock: About the turtle - I asked, because I'm missing my dog so much, but my daughter has (nearly) persuaded me that I'm really not reliably fit enough any more to have one. So I've been looking at smaller pets. When we were at the petstore (just browsing, much to my grandsons' disap...