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by kenny_the_disciple
Sun Dec 18, 2005 4:59 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Rumors: Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers?
Replies: 23
Views: 13594

Rumors: Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers?

Atkin Dieter= Satanic Worshippers? :fsm_float:
by kenny_the_disciple
Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Genesis: Chapters 1-4
Replies: 3
Views: 3446

Chapter 5

Now the man knew Sophie Daniels McPhearson and she conceived and bore Can. Next she bore his brother Cable. Now Cable kept watch over sheep and Can watched over the dung. One day they brought their offerings to the FSM. Cable brought forth meatballs made of the finest meat. Can brought forth a gapin...
by kenny_the_disciple
Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:11 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Genesis: Chapters 1-4
Replies: 3
Views: 3446

I think we wrote this in like 45 minutes. ANy suggestions?
by kenny_the_disciple
Fri Dec 16, 2005 5:10 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Genesis: Chapters 1-4
Replies: 3
Views: 3446

Genesis: Chapters 1-4

The Gospel According to Manicotti In the beginning there was nothing. Then there was some more nothing. But then a light doth shone and the universe was blessed with the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He reached out his noodly appendage molded the earth from the formless and dark void that had consumed t...
by kenny_the_disciple
Wed Dec 14, 2005 5:08 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Hell?
Replies: 26
Views: 20523

Hell?

As we all know when one's soul leaves the body they go to Heaven where an endless Beer Volcano erupts and stripper factories as far as the eye can see. But what of those who have not followed FSM truly and have disobeyed thy noodly master. Sooooooo? Is there a devil or form of hell? Hmmmm? I pledge ...

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