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by daftbeaker
Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3176
Views: 499493

Re: Did you know?

Sorry, I don't speak slang, what is Yerp? Yerp is the next continent to the right. In between Murca and Aysha. Directly translated, it means slightly different things, not the same in each language. I am afraid that statement is too wrong and too silly to bother arguing about. I probably should hav...
by daftbeaker
Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383782

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

Roy Hunter wrote:uber-hipster with an oiled beard and bicycle clips (my bold)

Was he cycling at the time? If he was, what a bellend. If he wasn't, what a complete bellend.
by daftbeaker
Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 74119

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses (Revised)

Apparently I can't delete my own posts. Never mind, your recent posts were just re-posting drivel in an increasingly irritating fashion. Please stop it.
by daftbeaker
Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:43 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1412
Views: 328534

Re: Did you hear who died?

Martin McGuinness, Sinn Féin politician, 66 I know that's how it's reported and it is technically true but calling him that is like calling Osama Bin Laden a motivational speaker. OK then, Colin Dexter was a Classics teacher. Yes, he was. The same way Martin McGuinness was a murdering terrorist. Ma...
by daftbeaker
Tue Mar 21, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1412
Views: 328534

Re: Did you hear who died?


I know that's how it's reported and it is technically true but calling him that is like calling Osama Bin Laden a motivational speaker.
by daftbeaker
Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:45 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 74119

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

..............In my day were were lucky to to have a slate and a piece of chalk................CF Slate and chalk, sheer luxury! We had to draw in the sand with a stick. A stick and sand? Luxury! We had to answer by hitting our heads against the wall before we were asked the questions. Edit - altho...
by daftbeaker
Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 74119

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Is that it? A bunch of self-referential, self congratulatory hogwash based on reading the Gospel, some questionable assumptions about Islam, and some self-cancelling logic? I read it over 6 times before I posted it (no, really). Seriously? Try and take this as constructive criticism but you have qu...
by daftbeaker
Sun Mar 05, 2017 1:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 74119

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses

Roy Hunter wrote:The way it works in tertiary education is that you write a thesis, and your peers decide what qualification you are getting.

I suspect you'd get a BS.

That is something different to a BSc I assume? I think FA might be more likely :idiot:
by daftbeaker
Tue Feb 28, 2017 7:00 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383782

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:They. Were. Pants. :cry:

Should . . . should I even try to understand?

Not. Very. Good.
by daftbeaker
Tue Feb 28, 2017 4:52 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26114
Views: 3583564

Re: The Last Post Thread, 2.0

Roy Hunter wrote:But it was all my own work! :furious:

I have just received the Last Post. The return address is 'Mr W Shakespeare, PO box 1, Stratford-Upon-Avon' and he is rather cross with you.
by daftbeaker
Wed Feb 22, 2017 7:03 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383782

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

In between checking in here I have finally finished marking a set of books. This was what I was listening to at the end. The Offspring had a certain knack for semi-depressing but upbeat sounding songs. Way Down the Line and The Kids Aren't Alright are good examples too. Still not touching the Jam an...
by daftbeaker
Wed Feb 22, 2017 5:58 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383782

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

'Murican Bald Eagle wrote:Pengwin fluff makes good pillow stuffing, aaarrggh!

Ye notty. Ye ban.
by daftbeaker
Fri Feb 17, 2017 9:38 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1198
Views: 286720

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8979: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it. 8978: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it. 8977: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it. 8976: Thou shalt learn thine history, else thee be doomed to repeat it. 8975: Thou ...
by daftbeaker
Fri Feb 17, 2017 8:39 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383782

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSpqObhK4Rw

This is your life from the fight club soundtrack. Not at all depressing :idiot:
by daftbeaker
Fri Feb 17, 2017 6:37 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383782

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

DaveL wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:
StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:I didn't even listen to those, Pastadamus, and I already know they're way overplayed.

Play nice with the new people, or I'll chop your signature off.


Only his signature? I could think of something else.

Chopping off arms would stop typing but might be a tad on the extreme side :idiot:

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