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by daftbeaker
Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:45 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1200
Views: 290640

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8901: When marking the papers of thine students, one should be halfway pissed. It makes it less painful.

89-00: When marking maths papers of thine students, one should be totally pissed. It is the only way to understand their working out.
by daftbeaker
Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:24 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7853
Views: 2994784

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Toastmaru wrote:anyone point me to the right direction to search in the forms

Don't use the search function. Seriously, don't bother, it's absolute dog toffee. Google is much better :welcome:
by daftbeaker
Wed Jun 28, 2017 5:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335663

Re: Did you hear who died?

Michael Bond, 91, best known as the creator of Paddington Bear. By all accounts a genuinely nice person who wrote some very funny stuff - I remember reading the Paddington books my mum had as a child and laughing.

I hope he has a marmalade sandwich in his hat.
by daftbeaker
Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:47 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335663

Re: Did you hear who died?

Peter Sallis is a great loss - a brilliant comedian. But cheer up, there's a rumour that they've signed William Hague to play Wallace. Are you mad? '14 pints a day' Hague compared to Sallis? I'll be launching footwear at the telly inside 5 minutes. Bodger was a decent bloke, I remember watching tha...
by daftbeaker
Tue Jun 06, 2017 5:14 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335663

Re: Did you hear who died?

Peter Sallis. Say it ain't so Gromit.
by daftbeaker
Sun Jun 04, 2017 6:52 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 365598

Re: Happy Birthday

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:I feel that weapons grade idiot still applies :idiot:

And again, no need to rub it in.

Then have you considered thinking before you type? It might help.
by daftbeaker
Fri Jun 02, 2017 6:07 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: What in the goddamnhell has been going on around here?
Replies: 5
Views: 147

Re: What in the goddamnhell has been going on around here?

Just your normal ordinary everyday random idiotic lunacy. We've lost a few - Pieces, Bart, and Rain are all drinking at the beer volcano. :cry: Elvalia and Zank are out making meaningful contributions to society. Others have drifted out with the tide, the old rat cellar ain't what it used to be. So...
by daftbeaker
Thu Jun 01, 2017 6:18 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7853
Views: 2994784

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE


This is not funny. There are lots of funny things that people can do with cover teachers (FSM knows I've had a few done to me) but this is just dull. I've had more laughs in an all-staff meeting about budgets.
by daftbeaker
Tue May 30, 2017 7:07 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 365598

Re: Happy Birthday

You then, when Roy uses a dictionary definition to point out that protege is a FRENCH word think that because that definition is in an English dictionary it somehow invalidates where the word protege comes from. I simply claimed that using an English dictionary for a foreign definition is like aski...
by daftbeaker
Mon May 22, 2017 4:37 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Happy Birthday
Replies: 1415
Views: 365598

Re: Happy Birthday

some twerp suggested that Google Translate was sufficient evidence to rebut his correction to a mis-translation. I rebutted the French translation, which I double checked with my French instructor, whose first language is French, yamuppet. As Roy has pointed out, you did nothing of the sort. To 're...
by daftbeaker
Sat May 20, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335663

Re: Did you hear who died?

Chris Cornell, grunge singer with Soundgarden and later Audioslave.

I was never a big Soundgarden fan but the work he did with Audioslave was awesome, it was Rage mk 2 with snarling sung vocals rather than rap. This is probably one of the better examples of the new direction they took.
by daftbeaker
Mon Apr 10, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3189
Views: 506428

Re: Did you know?

Sorry, I don't speak slang, what is Yerp? Yerp is the next continent to the right. In between Murca and Aysha. Directly translated, it means slightly different things, not the same in each language. I am afraid that statement is too wrong and too silly to bother arguing about. I probably should hav...
by daftbeaker
Sun Apr 02, 2017 7:13 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 391969

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

Roy Hunter wrote:uber-hipster with an oiled beard and bicycle clips (my bold)

Was he cycling at the time? If he was, what a bellend. If he wasn't, what a complete bellend.
by daftbeaker
Mon Mar 27, 2017 2:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses
Replies: 168
Views: 77113

Re: Pastafarian Theology Doctoral Theses (Revised)

Apparently I can't delete my own posts. Never mind, your recent posts were just re-posting drivel in an increasingly irritating fashion. Please stop it.
by daftbeaker
Wed Mar 22, 2017 3:43 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Did you hear who died?
Replies: 1428
Views: 335663

Re: Did you hear who died?

Martin McGuinness, Sinn Féin politician, 66 I know that's how it's reported and it is technically true but calling him that is like calling Osama Bin Laden a motivational speaker. OK then, Colin Dexter was a Classics teacher. Yes, he was. The same way Martin McGuinness was a murdering terrorist. Ma...

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