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by nofate
Sat May 30, 2009 9:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: You're a Good Christian
Replies: 46
Views: 15228

Re: You're a Good Christian

While most Christians (and other deity whorshippers) have good morals, a "moral" person does not need to be religious. I told my Christian wife that she can logically claim to be "holier than thou" because I have no claims to any holiness. Yet she considers me to be a moral perso...
by nofate
Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:57 am
Forum: Food
Topic: What foods should never go together
Replies: 45
Views: 53027

Re: What foods should never go together

Drinking beer whilst eating fish leaves a metallic taste in my mouth. Is it just me ?
by nofate
Tue Mar 17, 2009 1:18 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8765
Views: 1692973

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

[size=200]ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH, cough, cough.

Sorry, just horked up a hair ball. Damn cats. Feeling much better now. Carry on.

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by nofate
Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 716370

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

Arrr, me thinks the FSM Headquarters lobby should have this statue.

There is a FSM Headquarters isn't there?

Image
by nofate
Sun Mar 08, 2009 9:57 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: The I Just Ate Spaghetti Thread!
Replies: 146
Views: 83776

Re: The I Just Ate Spaghetti Thread!

I just ate spaghetti. Its true. My wife is away for a week, but before she left she made a big pot of spaghetti sauce. I intend to have spaghetti every night til she gets back. I share a bit with my dogs who like it too.

Is it OK to use whole wheat pasta?
by nofate
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:28 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Suomi
Replies: 23
Views: 38593

Re: Suomi

Anteeksi huono Suomen kieli mutta onko se selva jos Pastafarianit juhlita "St. Urhon Paiva"? Mina tietaa eta St. Urho's Day on alkanu Michiganisa mutta se on palion hauska. Maaliskuu 16 on St. Urho's Day. Mina ainakin julitan sen. Me juodan purppurainen oluta. Talla Canadasa on monta Souma...
by nofate
Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:41 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3048719

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Bunnies are for kiddies and wimps. Oh, you've got to be kidding me! What a silly thing to say! So, which would I be then? A kiddie or a wimp? (Be careful what you say, here...) *Waves one of DetTH's booties around menacingly.* I see you are only 18. A kiddie compared to me. If you weren't a girl yo...
by nofate
Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:15 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3048719

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello nofate, so where do you stand on the whole 'free will vs. determinism' thing? Oh, and preference please for bunnies, turtles, cats, or dogs? My name is nofate. Where do you think I stand? I am the master of my destiny. Like a pirate I have the "free will" to "determine" my...
by nofate
Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:41 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3048719

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

I have only recently learned about the the FSM, but quickly recognized that He must be my true creator. The complexity of pasta could not happen by random mutation of biomolecular bits. Surely, the FSM gave us pasta and beer because He loves us and wants us to be happy. I am happy to come aboard and...

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