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by Aeger
Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:56 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM vs Hard Core Christians
Replies: 48
Views: 17399

Why can't we all just have a bloody, senseless war, with only one side coming out alive?


Oh, right, they have all the nukes.
by Aeger
Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:25 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: School Paper on Heroes: DD?
Replies: 5
Views: 2335

School Paper on Heroes: DD?

I haven't said much in a while (several months), so I'll suffer ye veteran chaps still around to remember me and take heart in me plight and read the unnecessarily long message below. I, unfortunately, am still bound by the endless slave driver that is the United States School System, which has just...
by Aeger
Sat Oct 06, 2007 1:11 am
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: This is my body... eat me!
Replies: 8
Views: 7321

Our Noodly Holiness sees right through the inside of our noses, and into our very souls.
by Aeger
Sat Sep 29, 2007 10:47 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2005786

It is not I who lays the bricks, but a power far above me. The mortar, though, that's all me.


The person below me is above me.
by Aeger
Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:17 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26117
Views: 3680748

I saw a man with 3 hands on the tele today. That was scary. It's the future, man, I'm telling ya.
by Aeger
Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:13 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: She said yes!
Replies: 17
Views: 7425

Congratulations, sir. I wish you well in all of your marriage-related noodling.


Oh, the joys of not so subtle and poorly worded innuendos.
by Aeger
Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Special Report: FSM Appears on Photographic Paper
Replies: 10
Views: 3790

Truly a breakthrough in the understanding of our lord. One wonders why he couldn't just broadcast a continuous QnA on a lesser watched cable channel where people could ask questions about the meaning of life, but hey, the rascal is mysterious in his ways.
by Aeger
Thu Feb 08, 2007 9:13 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Abortion?
Replies: 35
Views: 17159

If I may interject in the fifteen seconds before this thread is locked: Nacho, the entire point of being human is moving above our animal instincts. People also used to be cannibalistic, should we revert to that as well? Up until about 150 years ago it had been common practice to keep slaves since m...
by Aeger
Sun Jan 07, 2007 7:32 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What's The Last Movie You Saw?
Replies: 2907
Views: 587408

Night At The Museum is one I've seen recently. Tis a feel good film. Nothing bad ever happens in it. Normally that kind of thing would be annoying, but it's nice to see movies like that on occasion.
by Aeger
Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:09 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: I have been touched-by his noodly appendage
Replies: 13
Views: 10056

Is this spam?

*cocks pistol"
by Aeger
Sun Dec 31, 2006 8:07 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2005786

Right, I sell all of the stuff in the ofuro.

The person below me looks as if he or she is severely constipated, but is not.
by Aeger
Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:54 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Alternate formats
Replies: 8
Views: 15409

We should make an audiobook for that matter, I prefer that format. But I don't know of any being made. An administrator will no doubt be here momentarily, so perhaps they could suggest the idea to a higher authority.
by Aeger
Sun Dec 31, 2006 2:51 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 2005786

I'll please you to know that it's an ofuro. And I have an arrangement with the police.

The person below me speaks Dutch.
by Aeger
Fri Dec 29, 2006 12:03 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Just a Joke, Right?
Replies: 24
Views: 13218

Re: Just a Joke, Right?

I'm interested in becoming a Pastafarian, because it has pirates, and everyone loves pirates. :pirate_fish: Also, I hate Intelligent *cough* design. One thing I need to make sure of though is that this religeon is just a joke right? I heard there were people who actually believed this stuff. Just m...
by Aeger
Thu Dec 28, 2006 11:53 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: The trial of tomato sauce
Replies: 3
Views: 4268

I use exclusively pesto, and I haven't been smote as of yet.

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