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by Ursidule
Tue Mar 24, 2009 3:02 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Noodley in the UK
Replies: 250
Views: 193299

Re: Noodley in the UK

Just finishin' cruisin' the Middle Sea an' headin fer Norn Iron - Banbridge ter be exact (natal town o' Cap'n Francis Crozier an' his Polar Bears). Any other bold Pastafarians adrift o' nights an' ready for the occasional YAARRR?

:fsm_yarr:
by Ursidule
Sat Mar 07, 2009 7:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: You can only leave a message?
Replies: 22
Views: 11634

You can only leave a message?

The BBC reports: "An art exhibition opening in the Netherlands will allow people to call a telephone number designated for God - but they will have to leave a message" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7929799.stm That's extremely lame. When I phone the number of my local Temple of Pasta a...
by Ursidule
Sat Mar 07, 2009 6:05 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Atheist bus ad campaign in UK
Replies: 27
Views: 12317

Re: Atheist bus ad campaign in UK

Maybe sponsorship could be arranged?

"There definitely is Flying Spaghetti. Now stop worring and enjoy your local Bella Pasta"

May the Sauce be with us all.
by Ursidule
Tue Mar 03, 2009 10:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: hate mail
Replies: 5
Views: 2705

Re: hate mail

Roight ye aarrgh, Cap'n Tigger. Sea Bootees offe, summat noodly an a big quaff o' grog. Bottle o' Soixante Neuf de Poop 'ere sumwhayre. CheeyAAAARRRGGHHHS!
by Ursidule
Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Chocolate Cake Church
Replies: 11
Views: 4601

Re: Chocolate Cake Church

"You shall have no other gods before Me!"
Read that in some book. Good advice.
Be sure to keep your chocolate cake to eat after your pasta.

RAmen
by Ursidule
Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:22 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: hate mail
Replies: 5
Views: 2705

Re: hate mail

Yaar, gone deathly quiet. Time to troll? Anything for some intellectual(?) entertainment and sh*t-kicking.

"When Pooh saw the big boots he knew they were in for an Adventure": A A Milne
by Ursidule
Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:11 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 569
Views: 208493

Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Aaarrgghh! Ahoy there mateys, Oi bee new-fangled Pastafarian an' ol hand ready too wurk up frm Bilge rat. Kweschun; be it aloud 2 post linx o' a Piratey nachur loik: http://comics.com/rubes/2009-03-02/ ?? "Sometimes it's a boat and sometimes it's more a sort of accident" A A Milne :pirate_...
by Ursidule
Sat Feb 28, 2009 6:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Atheist bus ad campaign in UK
Replies: 27
Views: 12317

Re: Atheist bus ad campaign in UK

You may have seen that a Christian political party in UK has mounted a bus ad. counter-campaign. Note the contestable assertion!
http://www.christianparty.org.uk/cmsparty/

I've complained to the Advertising Standards Authority about the unsubstantiated claim. :pirate_fish:
by Ursidule
Sat Feb 28, 2009 5:24 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7906
Views: 3047727

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Yaar and greetings from a new Pastafarian tho' long-time spagnostic.
Of course there are turtles (such as Great A'Tuin); I've read it in many books, not just one. Proof, if needed.

"What a terrible thing to have lost one's mind. Or not to have a mind at all. How true that is." - Dan Quayle

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