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by MaltaPastafarian
Mon Apr 13, 2009 1:42 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: "heaven" for pastafarians
Replies: 9
Views: 7601

Re: "heaven" for pastafarians

Fairly new here, so I hope this is the right place for such a discussion. But it seems to me that heaven would be more than a beer volcano & a stripper factory. I'm fairly sure their might be pasta as well. I hope this isn't too heretical. Of course there will be pasta. And it would taste bette...
by MaltaPastafarian
Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Hipocracy!
Replies: 54
Views: 22531

Re: The Hipocracy!

Moe Sunkist wrote:Yet you still seem to fight tooth and nail (and quite well, i might add) to prove my sentiments false.


You will find that many members here place a very high value on truth and a very low value on blind faith. If someone makes an extraordinary claim, that person will be asked to give the evidence.
by MaltaPastafarian
Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 17
Views: 8616

Re: Holidays

MaltaPastafarian wrote:I am referring to where, for instance God orders "His people" to invade neighbouring countries, kill all the inhabitants and take their land.


One example http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?se ... &version=9
by MaltaPastafarian
Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:00 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 17
Views: 8616

Re: Holidays

First, I wish to thank you for seriously answering and not dismissing me for another stupid Christian. I appreciate it. You're welcome...literally. Do you have a subjective view on your deity? May I have your personal reasons for calling him a monster? My reasons are two. Prophet Bobby Henderson ca...
by MaltaPastafarian
Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:20 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Questions for Atheists
Replies: 46
Views: 17681

Re: Questions for Atheists

And dont get me wrong, i will not be tolerant of anyone other than those with a relationship with Christ, but i respect them and love them with all of my heart. Even, especially, those who haev such a hatred of Jesus and God. I don't think you'll actually find a lot of people who "hate Jesus&q...
by MaltaPastafarian
Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:12 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM vs "Other Gods"
Replies: 12
Views: 5322

Re: FSM vs "Other Gods"

thelastpirate wrote: Would you mind if I was so disparaging about your religion? I agree that polytheism is a bit difficult to grasp, but so is monotheism.


Especially that "three gods in one" thing. :roll:
by MaltaPastafarian
Fri Apr 03, 2009 7:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Questions for Atheists
Replies: 46
Views: 17681

Re: Questions for Atheists

Spector567 wrote:Barackzero was a troll


I think his username is a clear give-away.
by MaltaPastafarian
Fri Apr 03, 2009 4:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Hipocracy!
Replies: 54
Views: 22531

Re: The Hipocracy!

Jesus Christ, a man that can be proven exists as much as any other man back in the day, was crucified. And during his life, He spent it believing He was the Son of the heavenly God, and performed miracles in His name. This lead me to three choices. 1.) He is a crazy man who didnt know anything and ...
by MaltaPastafarian
Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:44 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Questions for Atheists
Replies: 46
Views: 17681

Re: Questions for Atheists

Dear Moe Sunkist, If the Christian is a troll, we call him/her a Christian Troll. If the troll is an atheist/buddhist/muslim etc, we call him/her an atheist/buddhist/muslim troll. If a Pastafarian goes in other sites and acts like a troll, he/she would be a Pastafarian Troll. Perhaps it is just a co...
by MaltaPastafarian
Fri Apr 03, 2009 2:35 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Holidays
Replies: 17
Views: 8616

Re: Holidays

Hi Moe Sunkist. Well, there are several definitions of "monster". One is "a legendary animal combining features of animal and human form or having the forms of various animals in combination, as a centaur, griffin, or sphinx". Another is "any creature so ugly or monstrous as...
by MaltaPastafarian
Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:46 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: What are you reading right now?
Replies: 3403
Views: 876944

Re: What are you reading right now?

Now that I have finished reading The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I am reading Richard Dawkins' "Unweaving the Rainbow" (for the 3rd time...its that good!).
by MaltaPastafarian
Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:06 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Veggieheads VS Meatheads!
Replies: 49
Views: 50682

Re: Veggieheads VS Meatheads!

While we're on the topic though when I tell some in-my-face Xtian that I believe in a FSM but I don't eat meat and they mock me for it, what should be my response? Any suggestions? Hi...I'm a recently converted Pastafarian, and have been vegetarian/vegan for about 20 years. Regarding your response,...
by MaltaPastafarian
Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:49 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3276001

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Howdy, Roy Hunter. Thanks for the welcome. I've already converted my three brothers. Not bad for a new convert, eh! ;)

Now I can't wait to receive the two T-shirts I ordered.
by MaltaPastafarian
Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:36 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3276001

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hi there...I'm a 38-year-old male new convert from Malta. Last Friday I received The Gospel, and I must say I was convinced. I also found out what the feeling of someone touching my head (when there seemed no one about) was all about. It was His Noodly Appendage touching my head. So hello, Aaarrrrgg...

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