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by waltigs
Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:04 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Forum for Languages
Replies: 33
Views: 52463

Re: Forum for Languages

飞天拉面神万岁!拉面!

Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAmen!
by waltigs
Thu Apr 09, 2009 3:00 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: How to explain FSM to Taoists and Buddhists?
Replies: 0
Views: 14137

How to explain FSM to Taoists and Buddhists?

The best way to recruit new members is to explain the noodlely doctrines in their tones and rhetorics... The following paragraphs can be used when you see a Taoist or Zennist! A Taoism Demonstration of FSM (written in Classical Chinese): 夫面非面也。面者非面,其何谓面特未定也。 果有面乎?果无面乎?果有面耶?其未尝有面耶?其以为异乎饺子,亦有辨乎?其无辨乎?面...
by waltigs
Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:56 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Chinese Translation!
Replies: 0
Views: 9886

Chinese Translation!

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts" in Chinese: 1.吾真心望尔等毋妄自尊大,尤在描述吾如面条之大德时,尔不可自以为神圣虔诚。若有不信吾者亦可,吾未虚荣若是。吾教教旨既无关彼等,则无需多言。 2.吾真心望尔等毋以吾之名义镇压、抑止、惩罚、虐待他人,且/或对他人行不义。吾不求贡品牺牲。饮用水纯洁之程度虽干系甚大,然言人之“纯洁”与否却莫名其妙。 3.吾真心望尔等毋以貌取人,或以衣着取人,或以步态取人,或者,嗯,咱们都光明正大点,好吧?又,尔需谨记如下内容于尔之粗笨愚蠢之心:女子=人,男子=人,人=人,如是而已。世无优于...
by waltigs
Thu Apr 09, 2009 2:47 am
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Geographical extend of FSMism
Replies: 104
Views: 120623

Re: Geographical extend of FSMism

hey, why there is still no China???????????

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