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by Pachyderm
Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:01 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Joys of a Raiding Party...
Replies: 21
Views: 9886

Tip for ye, Redbeard.

Raid the pub, the wenches is far more accomodatin'. Leave the bachelors alone...
by Pachyderm
Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:59 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirates vs. Ninjas: An objective look
Replies: 18
Views: 9331

No bleedin' robot will beat this pirate.

Oi 'as animal cunnin', see. An' a AAARRGGHHH 9001, wif all the trimmins.

Can a robot survive a bowl o' Barties' stoo?
by Pachyderm
Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Picking your nose and other evils, privacy in close quarters
Replies: 95
Views: 49123

Oi doesn't smoke it no more. Some blaggard mixed gunpowder in wif me 'baccy.
by Pachyderm
Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:52 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: What frightens Pirates?
Replies: 71
Views: 36943

An' when ye lifts the pot lid ter see 'ow fings is goin', WHACK, a shuriken in the forehead.

Wakin' up wif Kate the Skate.
by Pachyderm
Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 524182

A hole

(That's what happens when Oi walks inter A WOL..)
by Pachyderm
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:50 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Maritime Serious Discussion Rant
Replies: 71
Views: 29013

To be fair, so 'as most o' Portsmouth. She ain't choosy, which is just as well...
by Pachyderm
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Picking your nose and other evils, privacy in close quarters
Replies: 95
Views: 49123

Never been caught in the Doldrums, me. Burnt through a few sails in me time, loike.
by Pachyderm
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:44 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Word Association Game
Replies: 2702
Views: 524182

Me an' the lads after a night in the Benbow.

Also see vomit, public urination and no sense of shame....
by Pachyderm
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:42 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: AVAST YE LANLUBBERS ! Pirate Translashun Tred
Replies: 18
Views: 8910

YArrrrr... Pachy, Oi jest point a deck cannon at em and light the fuse. Ifs they don't get off in toime, the ole 'Kaboom removal service' will do the rest. Oi isn't allowed near the guns any more. I keeps shootin' holes in the hull, trying ter hit them bleedin' mouses. Me Master Gunner gets all tet...
by Pachyderm
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:38 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Joys of a Raiding Party...
Replies: 21
Views: 9886

We will after keep an eye on 'im, lest 'e be anuvver Tiddles.
by Pachyderm
Wed Aug 08, 2007 8:36 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Let's make Pirates the second most popularrrr
Replies: 838
Views: 259098

Oi bets ours is much more entertainin' an' all. But less bloodthirsty.
by Pachyderm
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:43 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3980
Views: 840307

An' laugh. Can put a pirate right off his...
by Pachyderm
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:41 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Captain's Log
Replies: 905
Views: 336151

Or would it be the Land o' Stoo?
by Pachyderm
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:39 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Maritime Serious Discussion Rant
Replies: 71
Views: 29013

Dat's a feelthy lie. ( Oi washed..) Dat's a clean lie...

Weren't Miss B, it were Messalina an' the "speshul sawce".

Oi was cleanin' out the privy at the toime...
by Pachyderm
Tue Aug 07, 2007 6:35 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Name Generator
Replies: 109
Views: 51911

An' the other Russian pirate, with the famous truss

Cap'n Kutznutzov

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