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by jasper_b
Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism on Facebook
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Re: Pastafarianism on Facebook

After last year's overwhelming succes, we'll be organising another Pastafarian Worldwide Toast for Peace. Again we propose that we all get together virtually and do a collective toast with the beverage of your choice, for world peace. It is as effective as what other religions do for world peace. Bu...
by jasper_b
Wed Nov 02, 2016 3:02 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Gospel rip-off
Replies: 14
Views: 978

Re: Gospel rip-off

buttlicking22 wrote:This one is the real deal. I bought it yesterday. I hope to get it in the mail within the next few days.

http://www.lulu.com/shop/devoted-pastaf ... 72978.html


What the hell? This calls for a purge!
by jasper_b
Sat Oct 29, 2016 2:46 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Gospel rip-off
Replies: 14
Views: 978

Gospel rip-off

Brothers and sisters! A friend of mine found out that a couple of twatwaffles are selling printouts of Wikipedia articles as books, including The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! See https://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/550819505X/ :furious: As you can see here, there's n...
by jasper_b
Mon Oct 24, 2016 8:46 am
Forum: Food
Topic: Israeli Food group on FB.
Replies: 4
Views: 1009

Re: Israeli Food group on FB.

It's not a group, so there isn't much to join. But good luck with your cause.

Are you a member of the official FSM group? If not, please join us, and keep us updated. https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669/

RAmen.
by jasper_b
Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism on Facebook
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Re: Pastafarianism on Facebook

Today, the international campaign against pastafarianophobia has been launched to end discrimination against the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and its followers.

Say no to pastafarianophobia!

https://www.facebook.com/SayNoToPastafarianophobia/
by jasper_b
Mon Sep 19, 2016 12:59 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Free donuts
Replies: 6
Views: 649

Re: Free donuts

Yep, they do that every year. Other ITLAPD offers are: - Participating Long John Silver’s restaurants offer a free piece of Alaskan whitefish to anyone who talks like a pirate when ordering, and a free 2-piece fish or chicken basket to those who dress and talk like pirates. Details at http://www.ljs...
by jasper_b
Sat Sep 03, 2016 2:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism on Facebook
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Re: Pastafarianism on Facebook

Today The P.A.S.T.A. Foundation will be broadcasting live from the 2016 Dragon Con parade. Visit their Facebook page @ 10am-12pm (EST), 15-17 h (UTC/GMT), 00-01 h (AEST). DON'T MISS IT! Link: https://www.facebook.com/thepastafoundation/ More info: https://www.facebook.com/events/162621790835150/ :lo...
by jasper_b
Sun Aug 21, 2016 1:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Venganza.org comment section
Replies: 3
Views: 596

Venganza.org comment section

Does anyone know what's going on in the comment sections on the church's website? All I see is people calling each other 'vapid cunt' and 'disabled toilet'. Perhaps someone here can step in and clean up the whole thing.

See http://www.venganza.org/recent-comments/
by jasper_b
Sat Aug 20, 2016 12:30 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: two emails from eric whitfield
Replies: 29
Views: 7358

Re: two emails from eric whitfield

He claims there will be a new printing. Asshat.

http://www.venganza.org/2010/07/the-loo ... nt-page-5/
by jasper_b
Thu Sep 17, 2015 12:28 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Our Pirate Wedding is on Saturday!
Replies: 3
Views: 1491

Re: Our Pirate Wedding is on Saturday!

Yarrr!! This is awesome! What better day to marry than Talk Like a Pirate Day. Congratulations!
by jasper_b
Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:02 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Where can I live?
Replies: 12
Views: 625

Re: Where can I live?

A large English-speaking population pretty much narrows it down to Canada, the UK, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. Although I think that in the Netherlands and the Nordic countries you can function relatively well speaking solely English.
by jasper_b
Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism on Facebook
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Re: Pastafarianism on Facebook

I'm not normally in favour of pre-screening, but then that flippin' cloud picture turns up every other post, I can see why it's needed. CF Yep, the number of reposts reached absurd levels. I wonder if it was the FSM, testing our faith. We also encoutered too many off-topic posts and posts that were...
by jasper_b
Tue Aug 25, 2015 4:01 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism on Facebook
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Re: Pastafarianism on Facebook

Cardinal Fang wrote:I lurk on the official FB page, under my secret identity (for some reason, Failbook doesn't like Cardinals posting under their titles).

CF


Do you like our new feature, the pre-screening of posts? It got out of hand, in my opinion.
by jasper_b
Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:20 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism on Facebook
Replies: 8
Views: 3115

Pastafarianism on Facebook

Hey everyone! I'd to know if you guys 'n gals use FB to spread the Word of His Noodliness, and to connect with other Pastafarians. Personally, I think it's the easiest way to do this. There are dozens of active groups and pages, and I made a lot of new friends. What do you think? Which groups are yo...
by jasper_b
Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:32 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Am I in heaven?
Replies: 2
Views: 1929

Re: Am I in heaven?

While reading the scripture, I noticed something really familiar... And then I realized something: I think I found the pastafarian heaven, and its in Amsterdam. Just think about it: It has stripper factories and beer volcanoes everywhere you look. The drawback though is that you need deep cash pock...

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