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by Sasuman
Fri May 19, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The meat ball spaghetti duality?
Replies: 7
Views: 6237

The meat ball spaghetti duality?

It has been brought to my attention that the flying sphigetti monster need not be one entity, but two. For he is made of sphigetti and meatballs, yet they are two seperate entities.

Is my theology correct or false? Under what bases?
by Sasuman
Thu May 18, 2006 8:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Can anyone interperet this dream?
Replies: 4
Views: 3771

You mean I can't be a prophet no more? All I ever did was serve his great noodliness and this is the thanx I get. *tear* I can't be a prophet anymore. Well what do you know. You try to enlighten your fellow believer and they trample all over you. You can stop me from prophesizing, but you can't chan...
by Sasuman
Thu May 18, 2006 8:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Can anyone interperet this dream?
Replies: 4
Views: 3771

Can anyone interperet this dream?

Even I, a prophet, could not interpret this vision from his noodliness. Can any of you noodly inclined people interpret it for me. In my dream, I was laying in a garbage dumster. All of a sudden, mud began dripping from the ceiling. Then, I hear the dumbster being rolled into a hotel. As the man who...
by Sasuman
Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:05 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: "GENESIS"/HISTORY
Replies: 102
Views: 112565

The Book a Barney

Tbe book Barney Author: Sasuman During the life time of Chris Shingle a man named Barney Simpson was given birth. He was anointed and appointed by the holy noodly one to do a good work and to prophesy among the pirate groups. It was given to him the power to heal the sick, to raise the dead, and to ...
by Sasuman
Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Prayers for Solipsy
Replies: 37
Views: 21162

Prayers for Solipsy

As you know solipsy is ill. So this is to place to pray to the noodly one for him/her (Since I know not the gender) to become better. I will start. O great noodly one in heaven, if it is your will, let solipsy be better, that this great scribe will continue to inscribe your truth. But if it is not y...
by Sasuman
Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:29 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: PRAYERS UNTO HIM
Replies: 58
Views: 87380

Oh noodly one, your chetter is sweet and your sauce delicious, but your sphigetti and meat balls incredible. Let your will be done. Exalt those who believe you and take your seriously, but woe to those who reject your name. Please be merciful even to who do not believe for they are good people, thou...

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