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by 2eyespatch
Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:17 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3197
Views: 517243

Re: Did you know?

did you know....
That oyu canb stop a dog charging on you by simply making the gesture of grabbing a rock from the floor?
(it works 90% of the time, WITHOUT A ROCK IN SIGHT)
by 2eyespatch
Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Fun Collective Nouns
Replies: 1594
Views: 240899

Re: Fun Collective Nouns

gold bullion pieces.
a look at...
by 2eyespatch
Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:10 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 1947675

Re: The Your Banned Game

ZT policy has you banned for indulging in self abuse not so long ago
by 2eyespatch
Fri Nov 27, 2009 5:02 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 744467

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted! The sky is so green it makes oyu puke

I wish I wasn't so perfect
by 2eyespatch
Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:12 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: What if I don't like beer?
Replies: 44
Views: 45488

Re: What if I don't like beer?

if this was a serious religious concept, implying that a worshiper does not like beer would be excomunication in a flash, and possibly being stoned... now wait, being stoned? hell yeah!
by 2eyespatch
Mon Jun 22, 2009 1:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.
Replies: 60
Views: 25487

Re: How to prevent Christians from stoning you.

Boy you sure have a problem with christians in the States... even the most radicals around here (Spain, and I mean Opus Dei stuff) won't dare menacing people with stoning, whatever the bible says. I could live along quite well with any religious people, as far as they are not the fundamentalist kind...
by 2eyespatch
Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:19 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 744467

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. You are fired.

I wish it was easier for me to bend forward than backwards (due to my beer belly)
by 2eyespatch
Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:09 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Person Below Me
Replies: 11236
Views: 1998040

Re: The Person Below Me

found out and was rewarded with a few tons of broken china, paid at his full price.

TPBM has spent ten days looking for a document that is just in plain sight
by 2eyespatch
Thu Jun 18, 2009 6:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Corrupt a wish.
Replies: 5352
Views: 744467

Re: Corrupt a wish.

Granted. you sleep so soundly taht fail to hear the buzzer to wake up. You drive long but have to come back empty handed and return tomorrow.

I wish I ruled the world forever
by 2eyespatch
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 1947675

Re: The Your Banned Game

you are banned for inferring that sheeps are to be treated with a romantic approach, this being a porn free forum and all.
by 2eyespatch
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:33 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Life is too short for . . .
Replies: 505
Views: 133647

Re: Life is too short for . . .

life is too short for not having a scape route planned in advance
by 2eyespatch
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:30 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3197
Views: 517243

Re: Did you know?

did you know that I only have 11 days left to present my IRS (in Spain it has another name) and am all blanked out?
by 2eyespatch
Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:18 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Life is too short for . . .
Replies: 505
Views: 133647

Re: Life is too short for . . .

Life is too short to spend so much time watching porn
by 2eyespatch
Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:16 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Make a caption for this crazy photo 8.0
Replies: 33
Views: 17352

Re: Make a caption for this crazy photo 8.0

Image
And don't you slam the door again while I am coming in!!!
by 2eyespatch
Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:27 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2424970

Re: Lies!

^once had a boyfriend who was wealthier than herself

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