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by CaptainLongPig
Wed Feb 25, 2015 9:14 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: United States of America
Replies: 37
Views: 13994

Re: United States of America

I'm from the south... the deep south. :lol:
by CaptainLongPig
Tue Jan 27, 2015 7:11 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1914
Views: 426722

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

I just picked up Twiztid's new cd The Darkness. It takes the album title to heart.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWNHBtnEZXQ
by CaptainLongPig
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:31 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: A Doodle of His Noodle
Replies: 5
Views: 8556

Re: A Doodle of His Noodle

That's pretty sweet doodle of his noodle. My furry four legged parrot loves Captain Morgan's Tattoo. I'll be nursing a nice brisk glass of it and he'll jump up and nudge it with his nose to spill it on myself and lap it up. Smart little barky bird.
by CaptainLongPig
Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:16 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Free Loose Canon
Replies: 26
Views: 10017

Re: Free Loose Canon

Monobaz wrote:
RevWrongway wrote:............... I would have a real book to carry about. I like real books. <~~ told ye Aye was olde...

CaptainLongPig would need a wheelbarrow to carry around his copy of Treasure Island written on tablets.


Ah ha! I see what ya did there. That took me a minute. :lol:
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:24 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Free Loose Canon
Replies: 26
Views: 10017

Re: Free Loose Canon

Now if Bobby Henderson, with respectable permissions from the authors, came out and said "HEY! I made this into a book buy my stuffs" then I'd be on it like white on egg rolls. I kind of wish he would. I know the profits would go to a good cause and I would have a real book to carry about...
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:14 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052100

Re: The Your Banned Game

Your banned for not including peas and how they infiltrate the most delicious macaroni and cheesery dishes.
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How come we don't have churches?
Replies: 29
Views: 15070

Re: How come we don't have churches?

Meeting in a pub or local Hooters in full pirate regalia would be a keen idea as long as each pirate helps out the bar maidens in their fare share of tips. Poor girls can't afford proper fitting clothes. :lol:
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Jan 18, 2015 4:01 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Free Loose Canon
Replies: 26
Views: 10017

Re: Free Loose Canon

I hadn't looked at the list of people he wants to send it too before now, I wasn't here when it was written. Now I see I am being offered a bribe of a free copy thanks to a PM from Nancy. This makes me think there may be something less than honest in the works. He seems to already have shown himsel...
by CaptainLongPig
Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:44 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 657044

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*falls to the floor grasping the wounded knee and yells out* NI!
by CaptainLongPig
Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:22 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game
Replies: 4063
Views: 657044

Re: Epic RolePlaying Battle Game

*pushes the arrow that Roy was using to scratch himself thus ending his adventuring days*
by CaptainLongPig
Wed Jan 07, 2015 10:18 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 366
Views: 276831

Re: FSM Sightings on the Internet

Matthew Santoro did a top ten Most INCREDIBLE Archaeological Discoveries in History and mentions his Noodly Goodness at the 3:36 mark. This guy cracks me up!

Here be the linkage: http://youtu.be/QWH1sNUkeF0?t=3m36s
by CaptainLongPig
Sat Jan 03, 2015 4:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Our Future
Replies: 43
Views: 11913

Re: Our Future

i really enjoyed reading your post on the future of our religion. i suppose the future of our religion is uncertain and is honestly out of our hands. the legacy of our church could very well be our uncanny ability to silence creationist seeking admission into academia. that alone should give us a c...
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:17 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: I need to dress up like a pirate
Replies: 14
Views: 21531

Re: I need to dress up like a pirate

Now just make a ragged cut at the bottom o' yer pantoloons (about mid calf) 'n slap on a pair o' ropey sandals or buckle shoos. Whot I ded was head to ye ol Will O Goods and grab two button uppy collars shurts, a sea worn leather belt, tan pants and a scarf. Then I took me mighty cutlass and feroci...
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Our Future
Replies: 43
Views: 11913

Re: Our Future

To go back (sort of) to the original question - I don't think Pastafarianism is waning. There are still a lot of converts - some 26,000 on Failbook alone. There's also been a noticable increase in the numbers of people publically "outing" themselves in news stories - often connected with ...
by CaptainLongPig
Fri Jan 02, 2015 4:41 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2052100

Re: The Your Banned Game

Your banned for not appreciating the luscious dreadlocks of the MJS Dreadhead.

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