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by Deftera
Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:11 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Prank email to a psychic surgeon
Replies: 11
Views: 7325

Re: Prank email to a psychic surgeon

Working on one to a medium now, wish me luck!
by Deftera
Mon Jan 18, 2010 5:55 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1202
Views: 298259

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

9404: Thou shalt not tape a baseball game without prior written permission.
by Deftera
Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:22 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Prank email to a psychic surgeon
Replies: 11
Views: 7325

Prank email to a psychic surgeon

I was really bored one night so decided to send a joke email to Andy Porter, the psychic surgeon who claims he can cure schizophrenia. Here it is, in all its noodly glory: Hi Andy, I wanted to let you know how much I admire you. Psychics like yourself are gifted people. I believe God uses everyone f...
by Deftera
Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:58 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Devil made me do it!
Replies: 73
Views: 31437

Re: The Devil made me do it!

My worst thing is probably staying up past my bedtime as a kid, I've never even done an april fools before.

Then again, there are the half a dozen religions who think I should be stoned to death for blasphemy :paranoid:
by Deftera
Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:28 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made
Replies: 33
Views: 39571

Re: Methinks a more gospelly Gospel should be made

I agree. I've literally read that noodledamned Holy Noodle half a dozen times now. The rest of the book's still funny but nothing compares to His word :worship: :fsm:
by Deftera
Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:22 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: Veggieheads VS Meatheads!
Replies: 51
Views: 48226

Re: Veggieheads VS Meatheads!

I'm a vegetarian, I tried becoming a vegan once but only managed for a couple of days.
by Deftera
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:49 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Answers in Genesis Commercial
Replies: 46
Views: 19865

Re: Answers in Genesis Commercial

I just flagged it. It's clearly hate speech on the statement alone let alone the video which hints that non Christians deserve to die.
by Deftera
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:44 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Attention All Gamers.
Replies: 208
Views: 146781

Re:

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:if theres enough people who play City of Hereos, we could create a Pastafarian Super Group.

we even have an advantage there. God is censored, but FSM isn't. :wink:


That's the advantage of not being an official religion :smile:
by Deftera
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:41 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Question from a Christian
Replies: 256
Views: 80506

Re: A Question from a Christian

The amazing thing to me, a Christian, is that anyone - Christian or non - would dedicate this much time to proving or disproving anything at all. What is leading you to do such? Just your "sense of humor (or humour, as the British – who, with such an irritating irreverence to real English cont...
by Deftera
Thu Jun 18, 2009 4:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I just might be a prophet... ;))
Replies: 37
Views: 17521

Re: I just might be a prophet... ;))

I yelled at a Smurf in your car because that's how I roll...? Dammit, why did I have to be born late?
by Deftera
Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: His Noodly Appendage grows on trees!
Replies: 4
Views: 2666

Re: His Noodly Appendage grows on trees!

Blasphemy! :furious: :furious: :furious:
by Deftera
Wed Jun 17, 2009 3:39 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I have seen the Light
Replies: 19
Views: 8107

I have seen the Light

...and have decided to become a Pastafarian (my daughter pretty much forced me to after she saw the buried dead gays in the back yard). I am now starting a petition to get the government to illegalise alphabet soup for its blasphemy (sign or else!) The main reason I am posting here, though, is becau...

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