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by ItchyPirate
Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Forum Clock
Replies: 5
Views: 149

Re: Forum Clock

I always wear a clock on my forearm. Most people do - it's called a watch. Derr... what's a watch? :confused: I haven't seen a watch besides my own around where I live. Most people (that I've seen) prefer to keep their eyes glued to their phones with no clue as to what's going on around them. On th...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Forum Clock
Replies: 5
Views: 149

Re: Forum Clock

It's not an hour off for me. It seems to be running right on time. If you go into your User Control Panel on the forum and set it to the correct time zone, the forum should adjust the time it displays to you accordingly. It is smart enough to account for Daylight Saving's Time. If it doesn't, it's p...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What would ________ do?
Replies: 1
Views: 32

What would ________ do?

The premise of this game is simple: A silly situation is described, followed by the question "What would (insert name here) do?" You answer what you think the person would do in the given situation, then describe another situation and ask "What would (insert name here) do?" The s...
by ItchyPirate
Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 132
Views: 30159

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. Sorry to get philosophical on you guys, but... Why are we here?

A. The Doctor
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 132
Views: 30159

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. What did the thief say when arrested?

A. Flea Market
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Promising Young Writers
Replies: 16
Views: 644

Re: Promising Young Writers

I guarantee I don't. I'm way too paranoid when it comes to privacy. Same for many others. Same here . Silly humans, thinking that there's anything resembling privacy available anywhere in Northa Merica, Yerp, or most of Asia. I never said I thought that. In fact, I never said I live in North Americ...
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:44 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?
Replies: 14
Views: 446

Re: Do animals go to the Pastafarian Heaven?

Yes, but what if you had two pets that didn't like each other? What would you do then? You can't just separate them. I have three cats. Two of them don't like the third. I could, indeed, keep the third separated from the other two, but it seems cruel to keep her confined to one small room. They see...
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:49 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 132
Views: 30159

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Roy Hunter wrote:Where is John Lennon's last thought?

So good they named it twice.


Q. What is Honey Wine/Mead?

A. Yellow and slimey.
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Promising Young Writers
Replies: 16
Views: 644

Re: Promising Young Writers

StayThirstyMyAguila wrote:Google Docs would work too. I guarantee all of us have google and google accounts.


I guarantee I don't. I'm way too paranoid when it comes to privacy. Same for many others.
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 19, 2017 10:33 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383654

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
ItchyPirate wrote:Yanni, Yanni, and more Yanni. The greatest music of the modern world.

FSM save me. :barf:


Your name sure fits you. If you can listen to Yanni's music and not find at least one song you like, you just aren't human. :furious:
by ItchyPirate
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word association game
Replies: 33533
Views: 3820978

Re: Word association game

Beefy pirate
by ItchyPirate
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:30 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1197
Views: 286635

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8926: Thou shalt not be obsessed a certain plagiarizer.
by ItchyPirate
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:27 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 132
Views: 30159

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. What did the blind man try to use to buy cigarrettes?

A. Ash Ketchum
by ItchyPirate
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:21 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Watcha listenin' to?
Replies: 1909
Views: 383654

Re: Watcha listenin' to?

Yanni, Yanni, and more Yanni. The greatest music of the modern world. :drinking: :zen: :fsm_rock: :whistle: :grin:
by ItchyPirate
Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:07 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8691
Views: 1634705

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

yyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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