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by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:00 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Chat rooms for FSMism?
Replies: 1
Views: 2982

Re: Chat rooms for FSMism?

IRC Server: irc.efnet.org Channel: #pastafarianism Jabber/XMPP Server: conference.dukgo.com Room name: pastafarianism DuckDuckGo shut down their jabber service, so I've moved the room to conference.securejabber.me . It's far from being busy ("busy" being a visitor a month), but it's busy ...
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:38 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Word of the Day
Replies: 5348
Views: 762945

Re: Word of the Day

Flower

Noun

A fatally beautiful but foul-smelling plant that gives some people severe allergies. Often believed to give mushroom-eating Italians "Flower Power", the ability to launch fireballs with one's bare hands.
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:32 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What would ________ do?
Replies: 5
Views: 138

Re: What would ________ do?

Eat a multi-colored scooby snack on a stick!

A pirate penguin jumps out at you and brandishes his cutlass, demanding ice water and frozen pasta.

What would Bugs Bunny do?
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1201
Views: 290936

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8999: When transitioning from a four-digit number ending in two 0's to the next number down, you shall get confused and keep the first two digits the same. 8898: When going down by one more number, you shall correct your mistake. 8897: When people start discussing complicated topics like math, you s...
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:21 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8706
Views: 1657052

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Yeargh?
by ItchyPirate
Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Hi guys, we are students from the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines.
Replies: 6
Views: 178

Re: Hi guys, we are students from the University of Santo Tomas in the Philippines.

introduce yourself (optional) Captain Itchy Pirate (yeah, I know, my profile doesn't say "captain", it was a recent self-promotion) Why did you decide to follow Pastafarianism? At first, I thought Pastafarianism was a complete joke dreamed up as a way of combatting Intelligent Design in p...
by ItchyPirate
Mon Jun 26, 2017 8:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 119

Re: The Question of Sauces

I've been through the Loose Canon and the Gospel myself about this issue, so I just buy canned. Not enough time in the day to make it myself, and Ragu et. al. have had more time than me to figure out what works :drinking:
by ItchyPirate
Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:06 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Did you know?
Replies: 3192
Views: 506968

Re: Did you know?

Did you know?

Cats enjoy cleaning your plates for you after you've eaten something with cheese or milk. Yet another reason to buy a hefty portion of parmesan next time you're at the store!
by ItchyPirate
Wed Apr 26, 2017 10:01 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: 10,000 (more) Commandments
Replies: 1201
Views: 290936

Re: 10,000 (more) Commandments

8904: Whomever amongst thee dealt it must be the first one who smelt it.

8903: Though must enjoy a large serving of pasta before eating thine holy meal.
by ItchyPirate
Wed Apr 19, 2017 4:13 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Forum Clock
Replies: 5
Views: 330

Re: Forum Clock

I always wear a clock on my forearm. Most people do - it's called a watch. Derr... what's a watch? :confused: I haven't seen a watch besides my own around where I live. Most people (that I've seen) prefer to keep their eyes glued to their phones with no clue as to what's going on around them. On th...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:32 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: Forum Clock
Replies: 5
Views: 330

Re: Forum Clock

It's not an hour off for me. It seems to be running right on time. If you go into your User Control Panel on the forum and set it to the correct time zone, the forum should adjust the time it displays to you accordingly. It is smart enough to account for Daylight Saving's Time. If it doesn't, it's p...
by ItchyPirate
Sat Apr 08, 2017 3:24 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: What would ________ do?
Replies: 5
Views: 138

What would ________ do?

The premise of this game is simple: A silly situation is described, followed by the question "What would (insert name here) do?" You answer what you think the person would do in the given situation, then describe another situation and ask "What would (insert name here) do?" The s...
by ItchyPirate
Mon Feb 27, 2017 5:12 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 132
Views: 31508

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. Sorry to get philosophical on you guys, but... Why are we here?

A. The Doctor
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 26, 2017 2:22 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?
Replies: 132
Views: 31508

Re: If ______ is the answer, what is the question?

Q. What did the thief say when arrested?

A. Flea Market
by ItchyPirate
Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:52 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Promising Young Writers
Replies: 16
Views: 1237

Re: Promising Young Writers

I guarantee I don't. I'm way too paranoid when it comes to privacy. Same for many others. Same here . Silly humans, thinking that there's anything resembling privacy available anywhere in Northa Merica, Yerp, or most of Asia. I never said I thought that. In fact, I never said I live in North Americ...

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