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by DreadPirateEthan
Wed Sep 20, 2017 8:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)
Replies: 2
Views: 1195

His noodliness’s favorite Sacrament (Beer)

Does the Flying Spaghetti Monster like IPA, Porters, Pilsners, Sours? While we’re at is, what is everyone here drinking? :drinking: Beer. Beer good. Brown/black beer better than piss coloured beer Tasty piss coloured beer better than non-tasty piss coloured beer Non-tasty piss coloured beer better t...
by DreadPirateEthan
Sun Jan 08, 2017 5:11 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the holy text
Replies: 13
Views: 4725

Re: Spreading the holy text

That's really limited to the number of hotel rooms I visit, which is not many.
by DreadPirateEthan
Fri Jan 06, 2017 5:44 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the holy text
Replies: 13
Views: 4725

Re: Spreading the holy text

What is the easiest way to contact our beloved profit?
by DreadPirateEthan
Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:27 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the holy text
Replies: 13
Views: 4725

Re: Spreading the holy text

Perhaps we should take a lesson from the Gideons and put out literature in hotel rooms.
by DreadPirateEthan
Mon May 09, 2016 12:58 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: IRS 501(c)(3) tax exempt for USA FSM?
Replies: 2
Views: 1902

IRS 501(c)(3) tax exempt for USA FSM?

So has anyone filed for tax exempt status under 501(c)(3)? Did it work? How hard was it? Any advice?
:confused:

Background: I intend on incurring some expenses over the next coupled years doing his noodlyness's bindings. I would prefer not to pay tax on my money. Thank you.
:fsm_float:
by DreadPirateEthan
Mon Apr 18, 2016 4:28 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Spreading the holy text
Replies: 13
Views: 4725

Spreading the holy text

Recently, some non-believers gave my local post office many copies of "The Great Conspiracy" (for those who are not familiar, seventh day Adventists). And they manages to put it in my mailbox without postage. This gives me thought. Have we considered doing something similar like putting th...
by DreadPirateEthan
Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:41 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Wedding in Indiana
Replies: 9
Views: 3375

Re: Wedding in Indiana

When you order the certificate and card, our profit sends a letter of good standing by email. I will make sure to bring all 3.
by DreadPirateEthan
Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:50 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Chicago Pirate Gathering
Replies: 0
Views: 4763

Chicago Pirate Gathering

I be a Chicago Pirate seeking mateys to join in plunders.
Or just to hang out drink beer and have fun.
Chicago Illinois and surrounding.
by DreadPirateEthan
Wed Mar 30, 2016 3:14 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Wedding in Indiana
Replies: 9
Views: 3375

Re: Wedding in Indiana

I already called the county clerk who was dumber than a bag of rocks. The county clerk said, :nefyoobash: 1) so long as you fulfill the requirements to be ordained my your chruch (FSM) it's legal 2) I must be on the state official registry (no such thing exists in Indiana) and 3) the clerk signing t...
by DreadPirateEthan
Wed Mar 30, 2016 8:02 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Wedding in Indiana
Replies: 9
Views: 3375

Wedding in Indiana

:love:
So my two friends are now engaged and asked me to marry them. I agreed and now need to make sure everything is legal. Has anyone had luck (good, bad, or otherwise) ordaining a marriage in Indiana (Brown County)?
:confused:
PS, yes I am a FSM Ordained.
by DreadPirateEthan
Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:43 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3176534

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

First post on the website!

Excited to get to know the rest of the FSM community.
:lurk:

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