FSM Discussion

In Soviet Russia, you don't get the last post, last post gets YOU!!(I.e, me)

Well the problem be resolved now, so gimme that back.

Arrrhhhhhhhh-(cough,cough) uuhhhg, let me (cough) get over this cold first.

Aye, give me that last post, drunk blaggerd.

Oh, what's this. A very RANDOM last post that someone dropped on the ground? Well, why don't I be THE ONE to take it.

Gime at' last post. Oh, I already ave' it

Arrr, I feel I could tell he te' same, 'cept without d' "child" part an' all, though the last post be mine once more.

Arrr, me be thinkin' Nef Yoo aze' it, but I can't be fer certain on at'.

Last post. (I have nothing witty to say. I'm out of ideas.)

Facebook?! This is mutiny!

Yarr, ye victory be a short lived un'. last post.

Avast, mateys. This be a recolectin' place fer te' Sea Faring Tales o' Cap'n Random- most dramatic pirate te' sail te' igh' seas( with many more traits teh be added later) Note: all talk in story will be non pirate except for actual speech by characters. We start on a day like any other. Cap'n Rando...

Well, seein' as this be te' last post, I suppose ye be right matey.

Last post! Aye, I did, didn't I? I s'pose it d' be 'inda funny.
S'long as I don' d' at' again.........wait.

Aye, such hard losses. No wonder most deserted this place. Arrrg why it have to be this way.