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by Skeptical Skepticism
Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 927

Re: The Question of Sauces

Arr, a buccaneer who gt 4000+ postees gt nuh loife thar, n' can't be seeyin' muh grog inspar'd poste fer da funs.
by Skeptical Skepticism
Fri Jun 23, 2017 4:50 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Question of Sauces
Replies: 6
Views: 927

The Question of Sauces

Last night I was confronted with one of the ultimate questions: The ethics of whether or not canned sauce should be used over homemade sauce. I searched high and low for the answer, consulting the Gospel and the Loose Canon, but to no avail, as I did not find which is ultimately superior. What shall...
by Skeptical Skepticism
Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:57 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 34456

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

I like that part 2! :love: Cap'n Shivermetimbers approves.
by Skeptical Skepticism
Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:50 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament
Replies: 71
Views: 34456

Re: Loose Canon Submissions - The Old Pastament

Cap'n Shivermetimbers' Treatise on the Universe and Prophetic Warning The Composition of the Universe 1 It has been well established by us all, that the FSM keeps us all on Earth, and that all the universe is held together by his noodly appendages. 2 But we must address what it is that we are made ...
by Skeptical Skepticism
Mon Jan 09, 2017 2:26 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Cap'n Shivermetimbers' Treatise on the Universe
Replies: 4
Views: 950

Cap'n Shivermetimbers' Treatise on the Universe

The Composition of the Universe 1 It has been well established by us all, that the FSM keeps us all on Earth, and that all the universe is held together by his noodly appendages. 2 But we must address what it is that we are made of. 3 In the Beginning, he created the Universe in his great drunkenne...
by Skeptical Skepticism
Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:57 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: How many people have read the bible?
Replies: 75
Views: 47632

Re: How many people have read the bible?

I have read the Bible 15 times to date. Working on my sixteenth.

I have also read the Quran twice.
by Skeptical Skepticism
Thu Jan 05, 2017 9:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Philosophy of Death
Replies: 12
Views: 3015

Re: Philosophy of Death

buttlicking22 wrote:You cannot have a philosophy for life until you first have a philosophy of death. ~Some Smart Bugger

Does anybody have a philosophy of death?


My philosophy of death is similar to Arnold Rimmer's in Red Dwarf.

"It's like being on holiday with a group of Germans."
by Skeptical Skepticism
Sat Dec 31, 2016 4:58 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Brief and Pointless Records of the Pirate Council of Italia Gardens
Replies: 3
Views: 1005

The Brief and Pointless Records of the Pirate Council of Italia Gardens

These are the Brief and Pointless Records of the Pirate Council of Italia Gardens, as transcribed by Ahhoyyyth'ar from Biggus Erectus. The Problem of Annie's Canned Spaghetti 1 And it came to pass, that on December 32, 79 CASS (Years of Copious Amounts of Spaghetti Sauce) the council of the Pirates...
by Skeptical Skepticism
Thu Nov 03, 2016 8:41 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3124015

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Hello everyone, I am Chris, became an Ordained Minister of Pastafarianism back in July. Wanted to come on here and talk with more of my fellow scallywags.

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