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by 3 Putt Nightmare
Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:31 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3133429

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

ET, I was not referring to any physical trait I was referring to a scene from "Something about Mary" and being one-upped. Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs? Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the exercise video. Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out o...
by 3 Putt Nightmare
Thu Apr 12, 2018 5:04 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3133429

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

R. many thanks.

ET, had to go one better!? Research 6 minutes Abs.
by 3 Putt Nightmare
Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:52 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Have you ever...?
Replies: 43
Views: 20666

Re: Have you ever...?

Parked in front of a first date's building after a not bad first date to have her state "oh good my boyfriend is home!"
And then get pissed because you did not provide a good night kiss.

The Kid
by 3 Putt Nightmare
Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:39 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3133429

Avatar Issue

FSM limits avatar to 120 x 120. How do I shrink one down to that size without losing the point? Yes, I am that computer illiterate.

The Kid :facewall:
by 3 Putt Nightmare
Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: Food
Topic: BACON!!!
Replies: 132
Views: 90309

Re: BACON!!!

Wife bought me a bacon makin' kit. Took me a year to get the gumption to do it, but holy FSM!!! It came out so well and I have never tasted so many flavors in a piece of bacon. I highly recommend trying it. :lech: 1. Buy a pork belly, trim fat and/or skin. 2. Rub w/ curing salt and flavors 3. Week i...
by 3 Putt Nightmare
Mon Mar 26, 2018 5:36 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why I am Here
Replies: 5
Views: 762

Why I am Here

Not a question but a statement. In the spirit of full disclosure, I wish to describe my journey to the Church of the FSM. I work for a large uniformed Gov't agency. Last week I was informed that a fellow agency worker was caught violating the prescribed uniform policy. (non-approved earring) When th...
by 3 Putt Nightmare
Fri Mar 23, 2018 5:29 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7963
Views: 3133429

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

As directed making my first post here. Looking forward to livin' and learnin' the way of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The Kid

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