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by OZ_Nick
Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:24 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Black Bart
Replies: 14
Views: 9497

Re: Black Bart

Oi be 'oistin a fewe in ye 'onour me ole shipmate. Iffen Oi kin stop the teers from dripin in me cup an dilutin the rumme...
by OZ_Nick
Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:05 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Vale Pieces o Nine
Replies: 21
Views: 11436

Vale Pieces o Nine

Some of you may not know me, however, I have been a member here for a long time. One of our fellow members and a moderator here with whom I have had a long on-line friendship, mostly on another forum, Pieces o Nine, has been a good friend to me and a great number of others. We became concerned about...
by OZ_Nick
Tue Jul 16, 2013 2:49 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 606972

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Deer Arntee Blackwatch, I were jest vissitin Bartie's ship all neighborlee lioke wen Oi 'appenned ter be passin thee greate cabin an Oi cawt a glimpse o' Bart over the barrell wiv his neverminds down aroun 'is ankels and Madam Fifi givin 'im wot four wiv a ridin' crop. Oi be scarred fer loife! Oi je...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:24 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 606972

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Deer Arentee Blekbeerd, All th' littel kiddies 'ave been runnin away from me wen Oi bin walkin down th' streete. Wen Oi goes inter the pubbe, no wun wantz ter have a gallon of rum wiv mee. An, wen Oi goes inter Madam Fifi's there seems ter bee sum sort of disterbense that makes it verra hard fer me ...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:48 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds
Replies: 2149
Views: 718808

Re: PlayBilge Magazine and Centrefolds

pieces o'nine wrote:Oi finks not. They be smylin con-jeany'all loike, not larfin their booties orf.
:lol:



Maybee Bart 'asn't started yet, and they be smiling coz they doan know wotz comin and they jest read the posters at the front gate... :fsm_yarr:
by OZ_Nick
Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:40 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 606972

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Deer Arenty Blakbeerd, Oi bin away from the poirates' cove fer a wyle and Oi'm not sure wot wuld bee th' proppa protokoll fer showin me bone-a-fydes aroun tyhese 'ere parts theese dayes. Shuld Oi offer ter make a fresh batch o fish 'ed stewe wiv red cowe sandwitches onna syde, or shuld Oi offer to r...
by OZ_Nick
Wed Mar 20, 2013 3:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 297089

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Welcome back. I've missed you and often wondered what had become of you. Glad to see you're still around.


Yarr! Oi been busy wiv the lubber werke, beatin down dragons inner kompooter rooms aroun here loike.

Oi prolly must try ter looke inn 'ere more often.
by OZ_Nick
Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:19 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 297089

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Yaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!! It bee goode ter see the olde Scurvy Dog be on hexcellent hands. Oi fawt ye moight be hinterested in a littel recipie ter adde ter ye colleckshun... The Tasmanian Tyger 6 cans enny Orstrayleeun beer 1 bottle Bundaberg overpoof rum 3 drops yewkalyptus oiyle 1 annoying blaggard...
by OZ_Nick
Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:10 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved here
Replies: 1803
Views: 606972

Re: Dear Auntie Blackbeard... Yer piratical problems solved

Deer Auntee Bleckbeered,

Oi bin away fer a while playing wiv sum noughty boys and stuff an Oi didunt post heer fer a long toime. Will all me ole shipmates still rememba me? An wot shuld Oi do iffen they decide ter be meen?
by OZ_Nick
Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:42 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 297089

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Avarst me shipmates, it be a long tyme sinse we 'ad a pint o' me fav'rit cap'n's deloight t'gevver, wuld ye be joinin me in wun?
by OZ_Nick
Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:38 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 35486

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Well, DaveL, maybe ye culd make 'im sum Redde Cowe Sandwhiches, that ort ter do the blaggard in...
by OZ_Nick
Mon Aug 03, 2009 4:34 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house
Replies: 924
Views: 297089

Re: The Scurvy Dog - Yer first drink be on the house

Tha' be roight kind o' ye. An' in a bottel marked "Helf Tonic, definitely Notte Rum" - Matron will never guess...
by OZ_Nick
Sun Aug 02, 2009 10:00 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 847674

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...great difficulty in getting service at the Chinese take away, because he never noticed when the girl called "Steve" that not being his name. Over the years poor Stegasaurus grew thinner and thinner from lack of a proper piratical fast food diet until eventually one cold lonely night out...
by OZ_Nick
Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:43 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 847674

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...Keratin Kid, scourge of the seven...
by OZ_Nick
Sun Aug 02, 2009 4:38 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!
Replies: 64
Views: 35486

Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Hey, Santee, yer big red blaggard! Iffen Bart's gettin sum sox and an eye patch, where's me new Ferrari and a bikini girl?

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