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by Joy of Pasta
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:27 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: A sign for the FSM times
Replies: 1
Views: 2544

A sign for the FSM times

Years ago I remember a court case where a local church had a sign that read "Jesus Saves". The grocery store across the street had a sign which used the company's regular slogan: "Safeway Saves More". I think there was a court case and the grocery store won. In that spirit of con...
by Joy of Pasta
Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Ramen or RAmen?
Replies: 11
Views: 7902

It could be a dialectical issue. There's "ahmen" and "ayemen", so there could be both RAmen and ramen. On the other hand, 'amen' reproduces the silent superiority of men. We don't have an 'awoman' or 'ahwomen'. "pastapeeps" might be more eucumenical, or "allfolks&q...
by Joy of Pasta
Fri Jun 02, 2006 10:20 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

Youse so dense youse tinks 'land ho' is about a broad dat's comin' on.
by Joy of Pasta
Sun May 28, 2006 8:58 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

Bah, you be wantin' a crew as spongey as a wet rotted timber? Ya doesn't want yer boat ta float me bets.
by Joy of Pasta
Sat May 27, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Lost & Peter Pan
Replies: 32
Views: 25475

Unless you are suggesting that the women in both are just blantant sex objects!!!!! Problem with that idea is that the men in Peter Pan aren't sex objects. :wink: Right. Wendy was "mother". Everyone knows mothers arent sex objects. :mrgreen: I thought that was only for freudian fetishists...
by Joy of Pasta
Sat May 27, 2006 12:53 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Pirate Quiz Night
Replies: 23
Views: 11799

Methoughts it was the Jolly Snogger that met Davey Jones and not the Jolly Wogger but I might be getting a tad confoozzled by me thoughts about the squidjiggers.
by Joy of Pasta
Sat May 27, 2006 12:50 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Lost & Peter Pan
Replies: 32
Views: 25475

Well, Tiger Lily was at war for control of the island. I just don't seem to recall that among her (stereotypical) characteristics was drunk driving. :? Unless you are suggesting that the women in both are just blantant sex objects!!!!! Problem with that idea is that the men in Peter Pan aren't sex o...
by Joy of Pasta
Fri May 26, 2006 9:28 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Lost & Peter Pan
Replies: 32
Views: 25475

I think black bart be hoping for pirates to show up on Lost, Griffin. :fsm_yarr: :wink:
by Joy of Pasta
Thu May 25, 2006 7:39 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

Aye, and that's likely whale bone or shark's cartiledge what he carries in his pocket, so's we don't notice that nose so much.
by Joy of Pasta
Wed May 24, 2006 5:50 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Avatar Competition
Replies: 900
Views: 229043

Spiffier than pirates' treasure.

And little ole newbie me is still working my way through pasta avies.
by Joy of Pasta
Wed May 24, 2006 11:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

The Black Spot wrote:Arrr, I hear ye has connections wi' organised crime. The Cosa Nostril.


Arrr, you blew that one up good.
by Joy of Pasta
Tue May 23, 2006 12:56 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

Bah the lot o' ya's. Ya couldn't wag yer tongues any worst than iffen ya had to swab the deck with 'em.
by Joy of Pasta
Sun May 21, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

Yer such a big tub o' lard yer'd break the yard arm afore yer'd swing from it.
by Joy of Pasta
Fri May 19, 2006 3:02 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge
Replies: 2458
Views: 644685

Beh th' lot o' youse. Yer a pettifogging bunch a peduncles wot not got yer polyps attached proper on yer downsides.
by Joy of Pasta
Fri May 12, 2006 10:17 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: David Lynch
Replies: 18
Views: 16098

Oh, yeah, they could bake a cherry pie on Twin Peaks. :wink: "Would you like some more pie?" "damn fine coffee, and hot" "black as midnight on a moonless night" The X Files might not have made it if Twin Peaks hadn't been there first on the small screen. I"m seriou...

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