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by Zeno Telos
Mon Mar 01, 2010 11:41 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Thailand and Mascot
Replies: 4
Views: 8218

Re: FSM Thailand and Mascot

I love the mascot! There's no end to the mascots the FSM loves to see. Just look at all the designs of His Noodlyness and the endless pirate images. Lord Cheeses is a culturally sensitive cuisine God and surely sees this mascot as a perfect way to spread his savoriness across Asia. If this hasn't be...
by Zeno Telos
Mon Dec 07, 2009 1:18 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarian research
Replies: 4
Views: 4260

Re: Pastafarian research

And it is not salvation the Elders were trying to achieve, but instead it was salivation (so easy to drop one simple letter...) Through the Rites of Chianti followers learned to pronounce Gnocchi, understand Gnocchi, and achieve an enlightened state, followed by salivating.... The Gnostic (Gnocchic...
by Zeno Telos
Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:34 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Valhalla/FSM connection?
Replies: 8
Views: 8999

Re: Valhalla/FSM connection?

This is an incredibly important discovery. You should be given a Nobel Pasta prize for this. Given the connection between the Viking heaven brew "factory" and the Beer Volcano, I think its safe to suggest that we allow believers to dress as Vikings if they so choose when worshiping The Lor...
by Zeno Telos
Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:05 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Iron FSM
Replies: 3
Views: 2812

Re: Iron FSM

"He was turned to steel,
in the great magnetic field
when he traveled time,
for the future of mankind..."

Sorry, couldn't help it! The photo is phenomenal.
Zeno Telos

“He dangled his noodly appendage before me and soon I knew paradise.”
- zenotelos.com
by Zeno Telos
Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:52 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Recently Discovered FSM writing could prove controversial
Replies: 2
Views: 2598

Re: Recently Discovered FSM writing could prove controversial

My abandonment of the Invisible Pink Unicorn for the Flying Spaghetti Monster has never sat entirely well for me, I still forget sometimes and start looking for a shadow of her presence on the walls. Is unencyclopedia right in that they hate each other fervently and I must choose only one or the ot...
by Zeno Telos
Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:44 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Pasta and the Great Pirate Ship
Replies: 3
Views: 6787

FSM Pasta and the Great Pirate Ship

It's highly possible that this idea has already been presented, but I could not find it in the posts, so here goes. We want a pirate ship to spread the word. And not some dinghy. We want a real galleon. So we need loot - hordes of it. So, another item we could make and sell to help fund his Holy Noo...
by Zeno Telos
Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Recently Discovered FSM writing could prove controversial
Replies: 2
Views: 2598

Recently Discovered FSM writing could prove controversial

With a religion as old as the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, canonic disputes and theological tiffs are bound to lead to sectarianism. Is this on the horizon? I am referring, of course, to the recently discovered scrawled writings on the side of the Calabrese recipes of Chef Angelo di Porco...
by Zeno Telos
Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:50 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7922
Views: 3078002

Praise be to the Lord Cheeses

Praise be to the Santa Tagliatelle. I come from the polytheistic strain of FSMism. For more information, check out: zenotelos.com

"He dangled his noodley appendage before me and I grasped it, and knew paradise."
Zeno Telos

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