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by rock.pasta
Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:15 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Military members
Replies: 25
Views: 30566

Re: Military members

Welcome back, we shall celebrate at the driving range with cigar, beer and pasta upon our return from range.
by rock.pasta
Sat Apr 03, 2010 7:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"
Replies: 15
Views: 9864

Re: crusade to end the title of "mock" and "paradoy"

Respectfully, reverently suggesting that MeetUp might be perfect for forming local groups.

http://www.meetup.com/



Yours in the yolks of egg noodles,

Rock.Pasta
by rock.pasta
Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:29 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Military members
Replies: 25
Views: 30566

Re: Military members

I don't want no damn virgins :)
by rock.pasta
Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

daftbeaker and PantyGnawer,

Thanks so much for the NON-Help .................. we love it here.


Surrounded by retards, I feel right at home :)



Saucely Satisfied
by rock.pasta
Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:57 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

PantyGnawer .......... ya killn me, I can't be pushing the BALL thing with her. Ya want her going back to Jesus or something? Perhaps we need to identify the pasta that most resembles the va-jay-jay? Perhaps those are NOT balls of meat, BUT breasts of meat? Reaching in the name of our savior, FSM
by rock.pasta
Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:51 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

That is exactly what I have told her and why she has converted.

(She still wants to sit in Howie Long's lap)

Praise be the Linguini of Life and Sauce of the Savior
by rock.pasta
Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:12 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

She is aware but still remains very Freudian about it all.
by rock.pasta
Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

It's OFFICIAL .......... my wife has converted. BUT, she has stated that she would rather NOT be touched by any noodly appendages UNLESS they are attached to Howie Long. She is also wanting to know if our holiest of holy is a chick or a dude? As you all helped so much with her wine question, I'm sur...
by rock.pasta
Mon Jan 04, 2010 5:29 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Military members
Replies: 25
Views: 30566

Re: Military members

Just curious, how does our supreme one, our highest of high ........ our beloved FSM feel about muslims? You know, especially the ones that cannot tolerate other deities.
by rock.pasta
Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:33 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

EXCELLENT ......... you all are helping even less now. Way to raise/lower the bar pertaining.
by rock.pasta
Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:27 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

Um .......... you all are not really helping me BUT, she has decided to join me in this journey with the FSM.

She has been touched and will drink wine any damn time/place that she pleases, now that she knows our creator's stance.



THANKS,
by rock.pasta
Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:26 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

Re: What My Wife Thinks

She is and she is BUT, I am bound to show her the way to our FSM.
by rock.pasta
Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:16 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What My Wife Thinks
Replies: 36
Views: 17397

What My Wife Thinks

I sent a link (venganza.org) to this FINE site ... to my wife last week. Here is what she said: "He is out of control but he has a point or three. I would join his group if he re-baselines his theory to say the earth was made from a spaghetti monster after binge drinking red wine. I mean....who...
by rock.pasta
Tue Dec 29, 2009 5:37 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3152868

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Former Marine grunt here (currently live on Guam) .............. recently bitch-slapped by the Pasta Of Truth. Was driving my Jeep Wrangler through the Mojave Desert at highway speeds, reflecting on Intelligent Design WHEN it all hit me. Clarity, a fog lifted over this worldly, farm boy, raised Cath...
by rock.pasta
Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:36 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: Military members
Replies: 25
Views: 30566

Re: Military members

Former Marine grunt here .............. powerfully bitch-slapped by the tentacles of TRUTH in the last year or so. Was driving my Jeep through the Mojave Desert, reflecting at highway speeds when EVERYTHING cleared up like a fog lifting. In those few hours, the life of growing up Catholic and later ...

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