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by dutch convert
Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:23 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: NationStates
Replies: 15
Views: 12013

Change Region A fleet of military-grade choppers will fly in and physically transport Noodly Goodness to a better location. I guess that makes ten ;) The Holy Empire of Noodly Goodness is a tiny, devout nation, remarkable for its strong anti-business politics. Its compassionate, cynical population o...
by dutch convert
Thu Jul 13, 2006 11:57 am
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Note for Bobby
Replies: 17
Views: 16450

I have been studying this and I think the trouble with "ease" lies in the fact that something being easy or hard is merely a human notion. If we go to the world of the octopuss. (somewhat noodly-er than we are) we can perhaps see a better understanding of what is told in the gospel. The oc...
by dutch convert
Mon Jul 10, 2006 1:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: More proof of the FSM: Metabolic pathways
Replies: 9
Views: 6203

Taking a metaphor from the programming profession, 'Spaghetti' code is normal generated by a 'natural' iterative process of repeated small changes over a long period of development. Well structured code is clear evidence of an intelligent design, though spaghetti code can result from an exceedingly...
by dutch convert
Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:43 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Wedgie Document
Replies: 81
Views: 59842

Speaking of knot theory...would HIS noodly appendages constitute a rational tangle?...And if so, what would the number be for its Conway notation? :worship: :worship: :worship: :fsm: We wil never be able to figure out if there is rationality behind the tangle. However, to the standards of the infin...
by dutch convert
Sun Jul 09, 2006 4:06 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Evidence of involvement of FSM in Human Celiac Disease
Replies: 7
Views: 5721

I am aware of the serious implications. It is still feasible that the FSM is a loving one. He does not directly cause death and sufferers from the disease are offered substitutes. Yet the total loss of true spaghetti cannot be ignored. This clearly is a sign. Why would a benevolent FSM deny anyone h...
by dutch convert
Sun Jul 09, 2006 12:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Proof of Influence of FSM in Shakespeare
Replies: 77
Views: 42826

merchant of venice ------------------------------------------ Shylock ------ "O father Abram, what these christians are. Whose own hard dealings teaches them suspect The thoughts of others!" ----- Here clearly Shakespeare refers to his own difficulties in his life. He knows about the Flyin...
by dutch convert
Sun Jul 09, 2006 11:29 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Evidence of involvement of FSM in Human Celiac Disease
Replies: 7
Views: 5721

well it seems it can be done afterall... overnight...yawn... FREE FULL TEXT ARTICLE original document http://hetlevenishard.entfarm.com/FSMceliac.doc PDF http://hetlevenishard.entfarm.com/FSMinvolvementinCeliacDisease.pdf ABSTRACT Evidence for FSM involvement in Celiac Disease. Arend-Jan Smit1, Bobb...
by dutch convert
Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:42 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Evidence of involvement of FSM in Human Celiac Disease
Replies: 7
Views: 5721

This is of course only preliminairy research data in form of a press release. I'm still working on the real article, which will be in PDF format and is way more elaborate. Everybody who has ever written a scientific article knows that it cannot be done overnight. Patience is the key to good science ...
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:48 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Hollanderts en de Vlaamse buren!
Replies: 37
Views: 50142

Ik ben bij voorkeur niet nuchter.
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:47 pm
Forum: Languages Other than English
Topic: Ahoy Piraten
Replies: 3
Views: 5268

Ah , nog meer nederlanders tegen intelligent design. Ooit hadden wij zo'n theorie wel als FSM wel bedacht. Helaas is onderwijs en wetenschap een beetje een ondergeschoven kindje aan het worden in NL.
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:41 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7875
Views: 3020398

Welcome. There's a whole forum open to the debate, though most people here are on the Evolution side. :wink: We try to be nice and not call them ID-iots, too. Makes them look bad when they resort to insults and we don't. Oops, slip of the tongue. I meant IDeologists. Sounds more sophisticated. I ju...
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Another (?) proof of the FSM
Replies: 9
Views: 9083

In DNA there are also some meatball-like structures that the spaghetti curls around. They are called histones. Proteins don't just gobble up to form their structure. Their form lies already in the structure of the spaghetti. Once transcribed and after other post-translational effects, like adding su...
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 10:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The meat ball spaghetti duality?
Replies: 7
Views: 5961

There is of course clear evidence that the spaghetti and meatballs still reside in everyone. The flying spaghetti Monster is the LKCO (last known common originator) We can find evidence for this in the structure of human genitalia. There has long been a debate of why there was such a big loop in the...
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:33 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Evidence of involvement of FSM in Human Celiac Disease
Replies: 7
Views: 5721

Evidence of involvement of FSM in Human Celiac Disease

This is a story which I submitted in your hunt for the truth. I hope the internet publisher will accept it. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FSM: New discovery with serious implications. In classic literature the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) h...
by dutch convert
Sat Jul 08, 2006 9:10 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7875
Views: 3020398

Hello fellow believers, I'm a recent convert. Up till today I had no deity to worship because I could never one with enough evidence supporting His existence. FSM truly is the youngest and best understood religion there is. I need cetainty and FSM provides my life with factual meaning. Now I want to...

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