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by Pirate Priest
Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:49 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: is fsm a guy,girl,or it (or is it not in my place 2 ask)
Replies: 12
Views: 7246

I believe he is a male for a number of reasons. First we refer to Him as He and His Noodly Appendages. Second if you look at this clue:spagHEtti. And third he has two meatballs and noodly appendage(s). But who really knows, He is a complex carboyhdrate. Maybe this is all just a conspiracy put in pla...
by Pirate Priest
Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Fellowship of Pastafarian Scholars
Replies: 3
Views: 6346

Fellowship of Pastafarian Scholars

At my school today, a brave Pastafarian stood up for our beliefs. He was sporting his bandana and making an effort to fight global warming by wearing this pirate regailia. Teachers all day had asked him to remove it and he responded, "No, I can't, it is my religion." He made it through the...
by Pirate Priest
Tue Nov 07, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Defending the Faith!
Replies: 12
Views: 7721

Defending the Faith!

I was attacked by a person who thought they could school me on the causes of global warming after I said it was a result of the declining Pirate population. Here's his response: [ Xiao Hu ] wrote: due to the increased production of CO2 gases produced by insufficient fuel sources through out the Peop...
by Pirate Priest
Fri Nov 03, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: South park recording
Replies: 15
Views: 9771

It's great that the population is finally acknowledging us as a true religion. With this publicity it is only a matter of time before Pastafarianism is the biggest religion in the world. It is like the Great Pastafarian Awakening! All hail his Noodly Goodness! :fsm: :pirate_fish: :pirate_fish: :pira...
by Pirate Priest
Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:58 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Colbert Report
Replies: 17
Views: 11697

Bringerofpie wrote:Also, just a point of notice, my cousin's book (The Book of Fate) made it to the number one position in the threatdown.[/i]


IT BEAT BEARS?!?!?! IMPOSSIBLE!!!
by Pirate Priest
Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:54 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: HAPPY RAMENDAN!
Replies: 8
Views: 7061

Well folks, today is the last day of Ramendan. I hope you all enjpyed your Ramen and had good times remembering your days as a poor college students and your accomplishments, and if you have yet to go to college and accomplish anything, well just being glad your a Pastafarian. I ended the night with...
by Pirate Priest
Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:58 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: HAPPY RAMENDAN!
Replies: 8
Views: 7061

HAPPY RAMENDAN!

That's right folks! It's Ramendan! Unfortunatley it started about a week ago, on September 24. Luckily it's a month long, and our standards are flimsy! Ramendan will end on October 24. So get out there and buy your ramen! I bought a months supply for about 6 bucks, well a months supply if I eat it t...
by Pirate Priest
Sat Sep 16, 2006 4:12 am
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Hail the F-S-M
Replies: 4
Views: 5089

I re-did the hymn, made it a little longer, AND wrote music and junk for it, sung in piratespeak. You can check it out on mymusicspace, http://www.myspace.com/lampgt11yl3l2 here's the new and improved lyrics: I sail all day I drink all night Hell I drink all daaay toooooo I make whoopie with my wenc...
by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:43 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Gospel Of Little John
Replies: 5
Views: 6865

The Gospel Of Little John

The Gospel of Little John Chapter 1 1. Shipwrecked, stranded on a desert isle with nothing but sand to eateth and salt water to drinketh. 2. Little John had lost thy crew, lost thy ship, lost thy grog, lost thy parrot, and lost thy wenches. 3.All seemed hopeless, but let him die the FSM did not. 4....
by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 9:45 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: Pictures styled after the 8 Id Really Rather You Didnts
Replies: 3
Views: 6067

1. Do I see Nazi soldiers in the background? 2. eh 3. You don't have to persecute him for the way he looks, just the way he molests children. 4. I break this IRRYD a lot 5.BLEHCK that is gross, i see a side boob! 6. you didnt put a pic, but here's one http://www.impactpress.com/frontcover-web-winter...
by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 7:32 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Thomas Jefferson was a Pastafarian
Replies: 0
Views: 3467

Thomas Jefferson was a Pastafarian

I have here evidence that THE Thomas Jefferson was infact a Pastafarian. Here are his plans for building a pasta machine. This is not a fake picture, nor a photoshopped one. It was actually written by Thomas Jefferson, feel free to research. http://memory.loc.gov/mss/mcc/027/0001.jpg
by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:37 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Hell?
Replies: 26
Views: 20918

In the gospel it says the penguins were banished to a place equivlant of christian hell, Antarctica, but I guess that is more like hell on Earth and only the worst of the worst go there during their life then when they die they drink stale beer, have to settle for shemale strippers, and wash the end...
by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:20 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3280300

Ahoy there mateys! My name is Billy, I'm 16 and live in Arizona. I was guided by his noodly appendage to this website while researching religions, ever since then the FSM has been influencing my life. I converted to FSMism a few weeks ago, picked up a copy of the gospel a week ago, and finished it a...
by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:20 am
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: DAMN YOU NOAH!
Replies: 1
Views: 3612

DAMN YOU NOAH!

DAMN YOU NOAH, DAMN YOU TO THE ICEY PITS OF ANTARCTICA
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by Pirate Priest
Wed Jul 12, 2006 4:23 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Attention All Gamers.
Replies: 205
Views: 165986

I just got guild wars. Is there a Pastafarian guild already, or should I create one? i tried creating one called Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, but it was taken. I don't really play guild wars anymore, the max level is 20 and everyone is max level so it's kind of pointless, it's like a firstperson sh...

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