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by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:11 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2024451

Re: The Your Banned Game

Forces o' eevil n darkniss!

Yer bannd fer givvin a banned pyrit ideas fer a story.
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Sun Jul 04, 2010 6:03 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: The Your Banned Game
Replies: 18029
Views: 2024451

Re: The Your Banned Game

Oi fink oise bin bannd! Cuz oi spik differen' ter the Guvmint.
Oooops. Oi dun it ergin!
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:35 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Ye Epic Pyrate Battle
Replies: 8
Views: 6186

Re: Ye Epic Pyrate Battle

As the Wanderin’ Penguin tied up next to Gunwharf Quay a mucky urchin came scrambling over the rail. He handed a note to Captain Lorst. “Mister, a big pyrit feller axed me ter deelivver dis letter. E sed ‘e wuz Black … sumfin, an’ he sed yood giv me a penny.” Lorst gave the boy a penny and marked it...
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:32 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Spin the Ballock Knife
Replies: 13
Views: 8218

Re: Spin the Ballock Knife

… Quartermaster ‘Pegnose’ Throgmorton. ‘Way haul away, we’ll haul away PEGS Throgmorton scowled at the crew. He was already on his ninth beer and was becoming a bit morose. “Wen oi wuz makin’ up this verse Oi thort, It’s chust a farce Oi’m tired o’ havin’ ter join yer games So shuv it up yer…" ...
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Spin the Ballock Knife
Replies: 13
Views: 8218

Re: Spin the Ballock Knife

… Bosun Higgs

‘Way haul away, we’ll haul away HIGGS

“Oi wuz on the Spannish Main
Livin’ by me wits
But Kissi sed ‘Yer’ll sail wi’ me
Cuz oi’ve got bigger …”

‘Way haul away, we’ll haul away Joe

Higgs gave the knife a spin. It pointed to….
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:31 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Spin the Ballock Knife
Replies: 13
Views: 8218

Re: Spin the Ballock Knife

… ‘Halitosis Jack’ Hackem ‘Way haul away, we’ll haul away JACK Jack jumped up onto the table. Holding his trousers as if he was wearing a wench’s skirt he danced a little jig. “Wunce oi wuz a farmer Shuvvlin up tha muck But now oi lives a pyrits loife An’ cuddent give a …" ‘Way haul away, we’ll...
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Fri Jul 02, 2010 7:30 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Spin the Ballock Knife
Replies: 13
Views: 8218

Spin the Ballock Knife

Captain Lorst and the crew of the Wanderin’ Penguin were heading toward the Admiral Benbow Tavern. As they meandered up Penny Street the Cap’n was humming the tune they had heard aboard the Big Brenda. Sitting at the table in the inn more and more people started to join in quietly with the tune. The...
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:25 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Catch!
Replies: 1104
Views: 205745

Re: Catch!

*reads the rules*
*doesn't agree*
*removes gboy's head with a katana*
*throws katana to next poster*
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:42 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2504981

Re: Lies!

^models the knitted Willy warmers
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Thu Jul 01, 2010 2:20 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Ye Epic Pyrate Battle
Replies: 8
Views: 6186

Re: Ye Epic Pyrate Battle

As the thick pall of smoke cleared away, leaving behind only the sharp spicy tang of gunpowder, the Big Brenda hove back into sight. Her sails were now in shreds, the bowsprit had gone and the main topgallant mast had sheared off and was hanging loose in a tangle of rigging. Many of the shrouds had ...
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:31 am
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Lies!
Replies: 20209
Views: 2504981

Re: Lies!

^thinks dining in the subway is fine
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Wed Jun 30, 2010 4:34 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Worst ongoing Prose EVER (try to keep 'plot')
Replies: 12
Views: 6262

Re: Worst ongoing Prose EVER (try to keep 'plot')

It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. But obviously no-one could make their mind up, so let’s say it was, sort of, mediocre. “Where is my old pal, Reginald?” asked Chaucer with a manly laugh. “I well remember him on the Committee for the Conflagration of Witches – that must have been ...
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:51 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Would You Read This Book?
Replies: 22
Views: 20792

Re: Would You Read This Book?

"Games you can play with your pussy"
Ira Alterman
ISBN 0809253690
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:19 am
Forum: Temple of the Prophets
Topic: Yer highfalutin’ hoity-toity title fer Lorst
Replies: 11
Views: 14460

Re: Yer highfalutin’ hoity-toity title fer Lorst

GIBBER! 'Ow dare ye!
Oi wuz tha bes' riter at thee Portsmuff Pyrit Skule ev'ry year til oi wuz 37. Oi wun tha spellin' bee fer bein' able ta spel 'bee' (at the seccun atemt) an me ole mum sez oi'm ansum wiv it.
Gimme me title yer layzee blaggid!
by Cap'n Mitebe Lorst
Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:09 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8794
Views: 1761314

Re: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Cuz we'm pyrits!

YAAARRGGHH

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