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by haxmasta
Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:46 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Christmas
Replies: 38
Views: 20020

Wow, all I have to say is wow. This honestly makes sense, in the scheme of things. I read many of Wiki articles, and the artwork of Jesus being surrounded by rays of light would encourage the old Pagan believers to convert to Christianity/Catholicism. And the Christmas tree too, cutting it down in f...
by haxmasta
Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:33 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Halloween Costume
Replies: 28
Views: 17607

Of course not :D

So far I've got the pants and the jacket done, now I'm heading off to finish the waistcoat and shirt. I can't believe how fast the month has gone already.
by haxmasta
Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:07 am
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Facebook....
Replies: 9
Views: 6801

I just invited my entire dorm to the group, and could you link me the Pastafarian Pirates group?
by haxmasta
Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:45 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: I need to dress up like a pirate
Replies: 14
Views: 20614

Well, what you could do is take a trip into a dime-store in your town for pirate-like clothing that you can either cut-up or put together for something that resembles partial pirate regalia. Like take an old couch you would find on the side of a highway, kick the crap out of it, break the frame, cut...
by haxmasta
Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:21 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Halloween Costume
Replies: 28
Views: 17607

I'm planning on wearing full pirate regalia for Halloween, I did try and shoot for Talk-like-a-pirate-day, but schedules were a tad constraining.

Anyone have a reputable pirate-boot store they would like to shoot my way?
by haxmasta
Thu Aug 31, 2006 3:19 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 17786

ROFLMAO, good one Auntie, that was too much :fsm_rock:
by haxmasta
Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:43 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 17786

Oh, you mean like plagues and mass killings of firstborn babies in egypt? I remember those, but I thought some kind of deity was REALLY bad, where people really did fear their god.
by haxmasta
Thu Aug 31, 2006 2:30 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 17786

I was trying to remember what old religious deity did horrible things, I can't seem to recall right now.
by haxmasta
Tue Aug 29, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 17786

OOO goodie! Will I grow bigger and/or more noodly appendages? :D


oh, you meant the christian god, I'll probably get genital herpes then. :cry:
by haxmasta
Fri Aug 25, 2006 10:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 17786

Well, because we'd look lazy.

Besides, it's much more fun to see what my religious friends write back to me :D
by haxmasta
Fri Aug 25, 2006 1:14 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 17786

Hehe, actually I've been saving a few of the bulletins that I've changed to provide Pastafarians everywhere with a few bulletins to convert their friends. Repost this in 5 mins If you truly love the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and He will touch you with His noodly appendage tonight at 12. P.S. dont ig...
by haxmasta
Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:46 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Random Thoughts on random things....
Replies: 50
Views: 29961

I dunno, in the Gospel there was a formula that included a few symbols, I'll find a site of religious symbols, I'll post it in a sec.
by haxmasta
Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:31 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Random Thoughts on random things....
Replies: 50
Views: 29961

lol, like that guy from the mummy? That was a funny scene, he kept throwing up religious symbols around his neck, he showed the mummy a cross, a muslism star thingy, and then he showed him a star of david, and he was saved. Go figure. Maybe you could do the same thing, like a swiss army knife of rel...
by haxmasta
Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:10 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Random Thoughts on random things....
Replies: 50
Views: 29961

I feel sad. Jehova's Witnesses never visit my house, so I never get to pull funny pranks :(

I think it's because of my stairs, I think they're lazy.
by haxmasta
Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:05 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Arrr, tell me I'm not crazy
Replies: 103
Views: 68772

Cognitive Replacements Ltd. eh? That sounds frightfully familiar, do they have a division that works on resetting a persons memory? Cognitive Replacements Ltd. eh? That sounds frightfully familiar, do they have a division that works on resetting a persons memory? Cognitive Replacements Ltd. eh? That...

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