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by bert
Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:36 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE
Replies: 564
Views: 225899

Re: NEWBIE PIRATES START HERE

Tis another pirate that I seek
for her pontoons I wish to peek
May she have booty
to park my ship o'plenty


How do I find pirates in my neighborhood?
by bert
Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:29 pm
Forum: Hymns and Songs
Topic: Fsm haiku
Replies: 5
Views: 12693

Re: Fsm haiku

The biggest problem with your haiku is it suggests that His Holiness is in geosynchronous orbit above us. What if a pastafarian in China gives praise at the same time as someone in Ottawa?

Other than that, an excellent haiku.

RAmen.

:bounce:
by bert
Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:55 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3276646

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

daftbeaker wrote:Flimsy moral standards, you can do what you like. I personally show respect by ignoring him.

Also, where's Ernie?



If that is the case, and His Holy Noodleness approves, I will smash his head with a stone for the suffering he has caused our people.
by bert
Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:52 pm
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7673
Views: 3276646

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

I prostrate before Lord FSM. (Am I supposed to prostrate?)

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