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by Jerm
Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:19 pm
Forum: Art and Artistic Adaptations
Topic: Micro-mini Pirate Ship
Replies: 3
Views: 4434

That is officially amazing. Think we could commision him to make a tiny FSM?
by Jerm
Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Epic, Holy Artwork
Replies: 7
Views: 4965

Okay, drunken harlots and lightning bolts. I definitely approve. I do respectfully request though that it NOT include a rainbow. Or unicorns. Or wolves. Or people standing on mountain ridges with wind blowing through their hair. And definitely nothing saying anything like "Steeped in tradition...
by Jerm
Fri Oct 20, 2006 7:22 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Epic, Holy Artwork
Replies: 7
Views: 4965

anthrobabe wrote:...would you settle for a Saucy Gert Pettigrew riding a Harley in the Admiral Benbow parking lot?


Yep
by Jerm
Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Epic, Holy Artwork
Replies: 7
Views: 4965

The world needs more pinups; and, by direct relation, more harlots riding seven headed tigers getting absolutely plastered from golden chalices. If you're wondering, the harlot represented false religions and the beast was politics. In the second illustration the beast tramples the harlot. Yeah, I'm...
by Jerm
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:14 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: I need to dress up like a pirate
Replies: 14
Views: 21534

You would be surprised how much a simple bandana, tied into a skull cap, can help with the appearance and one's general overall pirateyness.
by Jerm
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: NEWS!: big time musical group supports FSM!!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 3914

That is officially awesome.

Really! Look it up in the Book-O-Awesome.
by Jerm
Thu Oct 19, 2006 10:10 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Evidence from ancient Japanese Art
Replies: 8
Views: 4877

Reply cancelled due to lack of class, taste and substance.
by Jerm
Thu Oct 19, 2006 12:00 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Epic, Holy Artwork
Replies: 7
Views: 4965

Epic, Holy Artwork

I got a weird pamphlet in the mail today; apparently the end of false religions is near. Also, I've been approved for a gold Visa. Anyways... Included in this pamphlet there is a very well done illustration of a harlot riding a seven headed tiger with horns and she's drinking from a golden chalice. ...
by Jerm
Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:04 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Desirable contacts
Replies: 5
Views: 3830

Back at my highschool, some while ago now. We had a filter system put in. It would prevent us from doing proper research for school. For example, if you were doing a project on World War 2, say good bye to any page that has the word Hitler in it, Death or variations thereof. It also did a good job o...
by Jerm
Wed Aug 23, 2006 10:20 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Sodomy and Pirates
Replies: 95
Views: 50365

Yar, me thinks I should be hittin' the grog with a vengeance to remove the memory of this post. ;)
by Jerm
Tue Aug 22, 2006 10:02 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Eye Patch
Replies: 28
Views: 16451

That's a happened to me more times'n I can count.

Which, for the record, isn't very high during a grog binge.
by Jerm
Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:01 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Noodly or Noodley?
Replies: 86
Views: 41913

I wonder if this will be the debate that causes the religion to split into two camps that go seperate ways. :?

Nasty thought, eh?
by Jerm
Tue Aug 22, 2006 6:56 am
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: Firefly/Serenity Fans?
Replies: 57
Views: 51359

Browncoat pirates unite! I love that show. I'm with guy_incognito , my favorites are Jayne and Kaylee. I met Kaylee (Jewel Staite) about a month back, she's a real nice person (and Canadian 8) ) It's too dificult to pick a favorite episode, top contenders are "Our Mrs Reynolds", "The ...
by Jerm
Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Sodomy and Pirates
Replies: 95
Views: 50365

Ye.... arrrrrgh. (Beard stroke) That'd explain te tings I saw on me last expedition. I was httin' the grog pretty hard and went on deck. And there, in the moon light I saw what I thought was dis strange whale, flopping around on deck. Naturally, I assumed I had drank too much or not enough and went ...
by Jerm
Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:24 pm
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: Eye Patch
Replies: 28
Views: 16451

Wrinkle me collar! Pilotin' yer ship blind be a foul wind to go with.

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