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by CommanderTako
Thu Jan 06, 2011 7:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Winston Churchill a Pastafarian?
Replies: 6
Views: 3521

Winston Churchill a Pastafarian?

I just came across this quote

“No idea is so outlandish that it should not be considered.”
- Winston Churchill

Isn't that the dogma of the Church of the FSM?
by CommanderTako
Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM?
Replies: 137
Views: 70942

Re: What happens when people actually start believing in FSM

A thought just occurred to me. What would happen if someone came to this site, and thought "that looks good" and actually starts genuinely believing in all of this? If people can believe in any other religion, then it's not too much of a leap of faith to think people could actually believ...
by CommanderTako
Sat Jan 01, 2011 7:51 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Utterly disgusting...
Replies: 59
Views: 69149

Re: Utterly disgusting...

Outside, in the streets, in the general community, ‘everyone’ is happy. One hears no protest, and certainly sees none. ... In the university community, in your own community, you speak privately to your colleagues, some of whom certainly feel as you do; but what do they say? They say, ‘It’s not so b...
by CommanderTako
Sat Jan 01, 2011 6:22 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Utterly disgusting...
Replies: 59
Views: 69149

Re: Utterly disgusting...

Why is it OK to hate law abiding Hebephiles and law abiding Ephebophiles? Who's doing that? Christians, Feminists and The UN Children’s Fund (UNICEF) “We view a child as mature when it reaches puberty, not when it’s 18,” said Sheikh Mohammed al-Hazmi, who is a member of the Yemeni parliament. They ...
by CommanderTako
Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:08 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Utterly disgusting...
Replies: 59
Views: 69149

Re: Utterly disgusting...

Arkaeon wrote:Oh, and who is Tako, PKMKII?


http://www.blameitonthevoices.com/2010/09/introduction-pedobear.html
Beware: Pedobead is a known Pastafarian. Just look at that bag of candy he carries!
:wink:
by CommanderTako
Sat Jan 01, 2011 12:02 am
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Utterly disgusting...
Replies: 59
Views: 69149

Re: Utterly disgusting...

Is he saying that pedophilia is a good thing? I'm saying pedophilia[sic] is natural. I'll leave saying that pedophilia[sic] is a good thing to the experts. like Robert Bauserman and Bruce Rind in their article Psychological Correlates of Male Child and Adolescent Sexual Experiences with Adults Nut ...
by CommanderTako
Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Utterly disgusting...
Replies: 59
Views: 69149

Re: Utterly disgusting...

If the WBC targeted paedophiles we wouldn't be half as bothered about them as we are. If misguided religious fundamentalists chose to target paedophiles instead of servicemen, law-abiding gay citizens and atheists, then we might laugh them off as slightly eccentric. Why is it OK to hate law abiding...
by CommanderTako
Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:48 pm
Forum: Locked Posts
Topic: Utterly disgusting...
Replies: 59
Views: 69149

Re: Utterly disgusting...

They were due to visit the UK this year, where there is no constitutional freedom of speech and we have specific laws about hate crimes against people who might not share the WBC's religious or sexual orientations. If Fred had opened his mouth in this country, I sincerely hope he would have gone to...
by CommanderTako
Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:05 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The lost introduction to the 1881 edition.
Replies: 1
Views: 3987

The lost introduction to the 1881 edition.

PREFACE TO THE 1872 EDITION. To the various critics who reviewed unfavourably the first edition of this work, and to those also who wrote and published replies to it, my thanks are due and now respectfully tendered. They pointed out several matters which, on proper examination, were not, as evidence...
by CommanderTako
Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:03 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Order of Her Noodly Appendage, The Wholy Marine Corps
Replies: 1
Views: 3873

The Order of Her Noodly Appendage, The Wholy Marine Corps

This is just a little something a wrote to tell about The Flying Spaghetti Mother(The wife of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) Noodly Appendage, The Wholy Marine Corps. ----- The purpose of the Wholy Marines as defined by the tenth Pastafarian Admiral of the Fleet, Capitan Zarathustra who established t...
by CommanderTako
Thu Dec 30, 2010 10:13 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: octopus = holy animal?
Replies: 73
Views: 46395

Re: octopus = holy animal?

I have noticed that octopi resemble his noodlyness and was wondering if anyone agrees? should devote a festival or holiday or something? We octopi are holy animals. and we have a holiday to celebrate. There is more to Cephalopodnukkah than Squidmas. Cephalopodnukkah has a day for each of is many te...
by CommanderTako
Thu Dec 30, 2010 9:31 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: How do we Pastafarians feel about the demotion of Pluto?
Replies: 26
Views: 30668

Re: How do we Pastafarians feel about the demotion of Pluto?

Does anyone have any idea where we stand on this? Is Pluto a planet any more to us? Pluto always has been and always shall be a moon. Just because the FSM past out from intoxication before finishing the creation of the planet Pluto is the moon of, and let the proto-planet roll into Earth, creating ...
by CommanderTako
Wed Dec 29, 2010 10:12 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7875
Views: 3021104

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

I am a commishioned officer(OF-6) of His Noodly Appendage Forces. I am Commander David Johan Tako of The Noodly Navy. I am in the service of Her(The Flying Spaghetti Monster's wife, the Flying Spaghetti Mother) Noodly Appendage, The Wholy Marine Corps My friends call me Commander "Navy Jones&qu...

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