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by Sarky
Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Miscellaneous Discussion
Topic: The Last Post Thread, 2.0
Replies: 26131
Views: 3922954

This wouldn't be the last post... IF IT WASN'T OPPOSITE DAY!!!!1!1!11!!!!
by Sarky
Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:52 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What is more important?
Replies: 9
Views: 4938

So, what's most important ISN'T to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women?

I guess I have some apologising to do... >_>
by Sarky
Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:04 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Talk Loike a Pirate Day
Replies: 70
Views: 101386

For the relatively new to talking like a pirate, this may be of some use:

http://loadingreadyrun.com/showmovie.ph ... pirate.mov
by Sarky
Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:47 pm
Forum: Games, Fun, and Jokes
Topic: Finish My Haiku
Replies: 363
Views: 133713

Than a slice of toast.


__________________________


I bought sausages!
For them, I have cunning plans-
by Sarky
Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:59 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Coffee
Replies: 121
Views: 57766

Are those wisps of steam or noodley appendages?
by Sarky
Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:39 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What lurks within the depths of the Beer Volcano?
Replies: 27
Views: 13528

I've often wondered if the Beer Volcano supports its own ecosphere in the manner of hot sulphorous geysers and deep-sea hydrothermal vents? All manner of microbes (certainly some forms of yeast, eh beer enthusiasts? Eh? EH?) and other tiny life forms could surely inhabit the depths of that alcohol-f...
by Sarky
Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: What lurks within the depths of the Beer Volcano?
Replies: 27
Views: 13528

Well, did you ever watch that volano episode of Neon Genesis Evangelion? o_0 I suspect towards the core the sheer pressures on the beer compress and concentrate its beerness, until one encounters the quintessence of beer, too pure to drink or even smell in its raw form, compressed into extra dimensi...
by Sarky
Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:56 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Special Things the Birthday Pirate gets to do
Replies: 18
Views: 10525

It should be the one day when the rum is NOT always gone. And brought to you on a tray by a trained monkey. Undead, for preference.
by Sarky
Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:31 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I did a little "converting" on Myspace
Replies: 36
Views: 18599

Good show, that man. I shall be doing the same to any overtly religious messages sent to me on the numerous websites I'm too ashamed to admit to being a member of.
by Sarky
Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:26 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Coffee
Replies: 121
Views: 57766

Coffee, despite tasting wonderful, does unspeakably horrible things to my insides. Will the Noodly Lord look down moreso on me if I gain my daily overdose of caffeine from other beverages?
by Sarky
Fri Aug 04, 2006 9:47 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: STICKY FOR YARRRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!
Replies: 8797
Views: 1837289

Arr?

Hey, I feel cooler already. The system works!
by Sarky
Fri Aug 04, 2006 12:07 am
Forum: Standards and Practices
Topic: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE
Replies: 7964
Views: 3239436

I've been a closet (kitchen cupboard, perhaps?) Pastafarian for about a year now, finally decided to start lurking good an' proper on the forum. All my life I've loved spaghetti, and pirates, and when I discovered His Noodliness, I finally knew why. And yes, I'm Irish. *throws some random gibberish ...

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