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by dabeast
Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:42 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Homosexuality
Replies: 13
Views: 5890

The great Monster teaches us TOLERANCE. This is the most important of his lessons. So to answer your question: The Pasta one loves all his disciples regardless of their inclination.
by dabeast
Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:40 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The New Frontier of FSM-Activism
Replies: 9
Views: 4515

Skip out on Fridays. They're our holy day after all, tell him you're going to your church.
by dabeast
Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Attention All Gamers.
Replies: 208
Views: 150256

I was begining to work on a FSM MMORPG, just a simple and goofy one with Pasta chefs, pirates, and priests and the classes. I was using Realm crafter though I havn't had any time to work on it. Maybe someday we'll all be able to play that =D
by dabeast
Sat Jan 06, 2007 3:24 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: A Sad Day. One of Our Beloved Saints Has Died
Replies: 9
Views: 5529

May he bask in the enternal glow of carbohydrates and sweet sweet sauces. Ramen.
by dabeast
Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:40 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: curious...
Replies: 16
Views: 12219

there's an anti-headgear policy I laughed pretty hard when I read that. I just imagined how a rule like this came about, were people headbuting poor children with football helmets on? Or perhaps someone bought a giant 5 foot in diamiter novelty sumbraro they wore around constantly? And yes I'm joki...
by dabeast
Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:36 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Wow... Amazing...
Replies: 26
Views: 14564

Waste of bandwidth to post here, the guys obviously just a one time troller here to stir us up then never come to read the fruits of his labor.
by dabeast
Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:35 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Defending the Faith!
Replies: 12
Views: 7429

You should have pretended you mean the main site, the actual blog.
by dabeast
Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pastafarianism in schools
Replies: 9
Views: 5417

If he dosn't respond and he dosn't accept it THEN take it to the next level.
by dabeast
Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Why are we mocked so?
Replies: 23
Views: 13258

Because it's funny to laugh at the ignorant people who can't even understand the basic concepts of satire so the FSM gifts us with the prescence of such lower humans.
by dabeast
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:33 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: The first online church of pirates
Replies: 4
Views: 4699

Sorry I havn't been able to work on this much recently. Though I did get a pirate ship up. That blasted school of mine giving me so much busy work and all. I'll post a picture of the ship once I set a few more things on it up.
by dabeast
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:31 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Church Summary
Replies: 1
Views: 3817

Church Summary

This is meant to be a sort of "Loose Canon lite." I figure this will be pretty useful since there's nothing in the FAQ('s) about our holidays, practices, ideals, ect. If anyone knows any of this please post it so we can help out some newer converts jump right into it. --Holidays-- Ramendan...
by dabeast
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:21 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Pirate fish questions.
Replies: 2
Views: 2313

Ramen is quite important, it falls at the end of every prayer.
by dabeast
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:19 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: So, Ninjas...
Replies: 10
Views: 5302

I'd say ninjas are quite high in the order indeed. It is a rare few who can bring the mastery of the dark killing arts to the open seas. They are majestic and dead, the dread PrivateerNinja :fsm_ninja: :fsm_yarr:
by dabeast
Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Fellowship of Pastafarian Scholars
Replies: 3
Views: 5988

Exellent job on that one! Hmmm Pastamancer sound good to you? It literally means "One who speaks with pasta" or "One who speaks with the pasta" (Therefore necromancer means "One who speaks with dead")

Or perhaps just a simple Pasta Priest.
by dabeast
Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:37 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: How does FSM feel about Cthulhu?
Replies: 19
Views: 16107

I think chuthulu was lovecrafts interpretation of FSM, just look at em' suspeciously similar don't you think? :fsm_float:

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