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by PastorDeGranoDuro
Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:13 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 847656

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...an' bein' curs'd wi' RRRR-SI from th' typin' an' phot'arrshoppin'....
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:06 am
Forum: Pirate Discussion
Topic: The Continuous Salty Tale
Replies: 3985
Views: 847656

Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

...grab 'er an' twurrl 'er aroun'...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Jan 30, 2012 2:40 am
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: The CotFSM- Cooloola/Mary Valley Diocese
Replies: 2
Views: 6289

Re: The CotFSM- Cooloola/Mary Valley Diocese

hahahahaha

I wanted to post a comment on their board, and did so, so I had to like the page. I haven't removed it yet.
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:17 am
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Gospel According to Everybody
Replies: 32
Views: 31200

Re: The Gospel According to Everybody

15. And Loo cried, "Lo, Lord Glob, for truly you are drunken beyond belief! Thou Appendage art abound with carbohydrate! Excuse me, Your Sauciness, I just Farteth!" 16. And the God of Calories and Joules, He that Boileth in a Colander For Our Sins, cried "Fie, Loo, thou art Foul beyon...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:46 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Million Noodle March - Food Bank Locations
Replies: 20
Views: 33436

Re: Million Noodle March - Food Bank Locations

For Aussies, always the Salvation Army and St Vincent de Paul.

Locally, we have one more, the Tribe of Judah, a motorcycle club, at the boxing hall behind Centrelink in Gympie. They sell $25 'shopping trolleys' of about $150 worth of food, and Kevin is a top bloke.
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:42 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Impose a Pastwa
Replies: 15
Views: 5936

Re: Impose a Pastwa

The entire current Australian government.
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:47 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Rev? Cap'n? Fr? FSMin?
Replies: 26
Views: 10616

Re: Rev? Cap'n? Fr? FSMin?

... I do like Irreverend, even though it borrows off Xtnty it does what the CotFSM does to churches and parodies the word. Surely you're not implying that churchianity created all *its* concepts and terminology from thin air? :lol: Naaaaah, not at all! As we all know, it was intense research and su...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Aug 29, 2011 8:09 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I got a fifty...
Replies: 5
Views: 2521

Re: I got a fifty...

Are you sure you want our spambots 'saved'? Righteous characters like DirtyCialis, CheapWoWGold, GenuineFakeRolex, NikeAdidasReebok, GucciPrada and RussianBridesOnline? Let 'em stew in hell, I say. Yeah, good point. Remember though, the final number is flexible. Just ask the Mormons, they can stret...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:05 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Rev? Cap'n? Fr? FSMin?
Replies: 26
Views: 10616

Re: Rev? Cap'n? Fr? FSMin?

I will refrain from voting since every option is based on a Christian alternative. Cap'n is too close to "Chaplain" for me. And "Hey you" just won't work. So I'm officially not casting a vote. Let the other parts of the community decide :fsm_float: Edit: Some sort of version of ...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:00 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I got a fifty...
Replies: 5
Views: 2521

Re: I got a fifty...

Yeah matey I know, but the figure will do me. We only need 124,000 more after that and we are all saved.
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:57 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Creationist Scientists visit Gympie State High School
Replies: 8
Views: 4366

Re: Creationist Scientists visit Gympie State High School

Aye me matey, t' be sure! I will have res school at USQ sometime in the next year so I know I'll be up there at least then. It is likely I will pass through a few times as well, as some of my work will be out at the gas fields and I will pass through on the way to and fro. *raises tankard..... 't me...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:53 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: I got a fifty...
Replies: 5
Views: 2521

I got a fifty...

...that says we will have 20,000 forum members before Holiday the 25th of Drinking Month. Any takers?
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Mon Aug 22, 2011 1:41 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Creationist Scientists visit Gympie State High School
Replies: 8
Views: 4366

Re: Creationist Scientists visit Gympie State High School

Thanks for the support everybody! I won't know what the results of my letter will be as the responses, if there are any, will not be released till tomorrow's copy is available. I will be paying particular attention to how the school responds. If there is no response from them then I will write a let...
by PastorDeGranoDuro
Fri Aug 19, 2011 8:44 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Creationist Scientists visit Gympie State High School
Replies: 8
Views: 4366

Creationist Scientists visit Gympie State High School

Aye me mateys! It comes as a great sadness to me to inform everyone that the Xtn zealots infecting science are at it again with the apparent support of Queensland's and Australia's education systems. Last week, a creationist scientist was invited to GSHS by the school chaplain, where I have two chil...

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