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by PastaServer134
Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:06 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: FSM Sightings on the Internet
Replies: 366
Views: 276899

FSM drawn into more religious debate

The FSM :worship: :worship: :fsm: is mentioned, again, from Dawkins quotes in the religion v. atheism piece at: http://www.tcsdaily.com/article.aspx?id=110206C I suspect that parts of this argument can be worked into good reasons why atheists should convert to Pastafarianism (expecially the "ge...
by PastaServer134
Sat Oct 28, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: FSM Car Emblem Works!
Replies: 18
Views: 16597

FSM Car Emblem Works!

I put the FSM car emblem on earlier in the week, and just today a girl yelled "Flying Spaghetti Monster" at me while passing on the highway. I have never had an emblem of any kind before, and can't remember the last time a girl yelled anything at me on the highway. Clearly, the :worship: :...
by PastaServer134
Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Comments? Reviews?
Replies: 29
Views: 31811

More Pages

I think we should add another three or four hundred pages to the Gospel that each say,

"These three or four hundred pages have been added to make this volume more impressive whilst resting on thine coffee table."
by PastaServer134
Wed Oct 25, 2006 8:34 pm
Forum: Gospel of FSM Book Discussion
Topic: Hardbound Gospel of the FSM!!
Replies: 4
Views: 7585

Gospel has Picture of Hardbound Gospel

One of my friends lamented that when he received the Gospel it was not this beautiful guilded leather bound volume, but rather, a cheesy paperback with a picture of what he wanted on the front. I had to point out to him that this is a big part of it's Wisdom. :wink:
by PastaServer134
Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:43 am
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Colbert Report
Replies: 17
Views: 11439

Re: Get the True Prophet Bobby on the Cobert Show

If you listen closely, you will hear Steve call our most holy :worship: :worship: :fsm: a "false god" :x Blasphemy!! Is there a pastafarian equivalent of a Fatwah we can put on him? St John the Blasphemist Saint of Equivalence As a church of tolerance, I do not think we can go the Fatwah ...
by PastaServer134
Tue Oct 24, 2006 9:15 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Evidence
Replies: 20
Views: 12526

Evidance the FSM created the world

What part of the word "church" do you not understand? The evidance is simply that this is :worship: His church, and you are posting in it. If you go to any other church and ask the same question, you will get the same answer (though, it may take you a while to shake out all the padded argu...
by PastaServer134
Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:47 pm
Forum: FSM Gatherings
Topic: If you be in northern CA, arrr, then post here!
Replies: 70
Views: 70613

Gatherings in Santa Cruz

Hi All,

I am in the woods north of Santa Cruz, but am looking forward to spending Holloween in town. Anyone want to suggest a meeting place?
by PastaServer134
Mon Oct 23, 2006 4:47 pm
Forum: Books and Authors, Films and Directors
Topic: A Scanner Darkly
Replies: 7
Views: 7237

A Scanner Darkly

From: A Scanner Darkly 1977 by Philip K. Dick > > "... 'In my forefathers' time one day a > ninety-foot-high block of extremely > good quality Afghanistan hash worth eight trillion > dollars came at us > dripping fire and screaming, "Die, Eskimo dogs!" and > we fought and fought > wit...
by PastaServer134
Mon Oct 23, 2006 3:21 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Pastafarians could underwrite “Science Fridayâ€￾
Replies: 2
Views: 3543

Pastafarians could underwrite “Science Fridayâ€￾

Many new converts are with us because they were given the word of the great FSM :worship: :fsm_float: by Richard Dawkins on the NPR program “Science Friday.â€￾ I feel this was clearly divine inspiration, as it happened on our holy day of Friday (QED). Many Pastafarians in the USA are also supporte...
by PastaServer134
Mon Oct 23, 2006 1:28 pm
Forum: The Cause
Topic: Anyone use the "gospel" in a court yet??
Replies: 11
Views: 8510

Religious "Books" in court

I would like to say I would do it... But think about how the jury would view your testomony? It is a real problem. I do expert witness work and I am always worried that I will get fired because I insist on the non-religious oath at depositions and in court. Here in California, the religious rites w...
by PastaServer134
Sun Oct 22, 2006 10:48 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: Bobby’s Hedge beats Pascal’s Wager
Replies: 0
Views: 2951

Bobby’s Hedge beats Pascal’s Wager

Pascal’s Wager is an old tomato that philosophers have been sautéing around the pan for centuries. It states that, although the chance that hell exists is very small, the result of ending up there is infinitely bad (lake of fire FOREVER), so when you compute the product of the probability times b...
by PastaServer134
Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: The Colbert Report
Replies: 17
Views: 11439

Get the True Prophet Bobby on the Cobert Show

If you listen closely, you will hear Steve call our most holy :worship: :worship: :fsm: a "false god" :x

This simply cannot be allowed to stand, and we need to get the :worship: True Prophet Bobby on the show to plug the Gospel, and set the record straight.
by PastaServer134
Sat Oct 21, 2006 5:47 pm
Forum: All Things FSM
Topic: Food Drive - Million Noodle March
Replies: 105
Views: 144528

Pasta for the Faith Based School Lunch Program

Dearly Beloved, The US government runs a faith based school lunch benefit in which they will give us vast (by our standards) sums of money to go out and buy Pasta to feed kids at school. See: Faith Based School Lunch Program Here is our chance to combine our Million Noodle effort with the kind of go...
by PastaServer134
Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: Scripture and Lore
Topic: The Book of Italics
Replies: 4
Views: 5347

Re: The Book of Italics

19.Arabshanalasbaar the Untidy, Peng, Durothalash'Kandasfang of the seven Garden Gnomes, Uruthal'ec'bok'schalandrafangdoshbithamon the Unpronounceable, Humongorofous the Midget and Ibing'mashkarafon of the Desperate Bedlamp did rejoice and they did feast upon the penne, and the ravioli, and the can...

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